DGCEO®

2x mongolian basket-weaving champ

[DGCEO® @eprevodilac]

@db_witch

[Monster Fan @EnjoyerMonster]

How I show the prostitute her own heart for the last minute of her life

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Love Island is a CIA psyop to push polyamory & cuckoldry on the general public

[Han🇵🇰 @Han31506417073]

>end of the month
>already over the budget
>7 days till the next paycheck
>check fridge
>its empty

[✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩 @MarxoidNess]

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[ra @twentyfourfaces]

what they do to me everyday soon as i open my eyes https://t.co/8fUDGYHqhX

[💎 Symmillionaire 💎 @Symmillionaire]

Arriving at: Blizzard World

[SuPol @dund0mt4l4]

Movie studio intro

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Other game developers trying this method and losing money because their product is shit

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

Listening to the GTA 6 radio make fun of capitalism after they just sold me a game with no disc at full price

[ProtoMekka @Protodedester]

Annoying part about using internet tutorials

[dude @tradboiwife]

if your software at any point needs to show over everything else it's malware idgaf

[Fale @fatmariomedia]

Among Us (TV Series) (2026)

[Mosha Winter ☕❄ Fantasy Author 🐉🗡 @MoeWanders]

I'm fine with them making gooner games but giving the protagonist with jiggle physics the face of a 12 year old is a really weird choice

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

"If u just eat bread & water for 3 years you'll have the down payment on a house from 3 years ago. But unfortunately it's increased in those 3 years, so you're going to have to do another 3 years of bread & water I'm afraid."

*3 yrs later*

"Bro you'll never guess what happened"