Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death
Dentist (44M): looks good man
"If u just eat bread & water for 3 years you'll have the down payment on a house from 3 years ago. But unfortunately it's increased in those 3 years, so you're going to have to do another 3 years of bread & water I'm afraid."
*3 yrs later*
"Bro you'll never guess what happened"