Episcopalian Problem

Wait. You're not Episcopalian? #YouCantSitWithUs

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Happy Spot the Searsucker Day to all! 🐰💗💚💜💛💗

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Nothing like a good hair day on a Sunday 👌💆💇

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@AmzieJW @msimsc #episcopalianproblems

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@erfowlkes not feeling guilty about only going to one hour of a three-hour service #episcopaliansolutions

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I can recite the prayers of the people, the communion blessing, and the confession of sins faster than you can say "Alleluia" #epscplnprbz

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We switch from sitting to standing to kneeling so often so that we can eat more at Sunday brunch #faithwitharoebics #episcopalianproblems

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Happy cheat day everyone #lentproblems

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Suffering caffeine/twitter/carb withdrawal in the name of Jesus #lent #episcopalianproblems

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"The Harrises are very broad-minded. We're Episcopalians." #yeah #thathappened #episcopalianproblems

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Legitimately starting every trend ever #episcopalianproblems

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Be sure to spread the Episcopalian love to literally everyone. Seriously, if you have to get loud #sobeit

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Our Easter egg hunts look remarkably similar to the kids' section of a Vineyard Vines catalog #episcopalianproblems

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We do not use the term "saved" at my church. Ever. #episcopalianproblems

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Our services actually run so long because we have to make sure that everyone at brunch sees our outfits. #episcopalianproblems

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Acolyting during Christmas and Easter just so you'll have a seat #episcopalianprobz

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Sunday School is where the best gossip is acquired. #episcopalianprobz

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We sing everything we say #becausewecan #episcopalianprobz

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Ashes are a natural exfoliant #ashwednesday #episcopalianprobz

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We're like Catholics, minus the guilt #episcopaliansolutions

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The left side is the cool side #episcopalianprobz