Edmond Schools

This isn't the real one/idk what to do with this account. Ran by @ianeual Primarily.

[Edmond Schools @epsparody]

Update: (from a North Football team member) North knew about the allegations and were complying in an investigation with police earlier today but the school/team can’t make a statement on it yet for legal reasons. The blocking by coaches is still pretty suspect to me though.

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Tw/rape

Jackson Lister has many credible rape allegations against him. Edmond North and Edmond North Football aren’t doing anything about this. It is disgusting to ignore how he hurt multiple women to prioritize the future of your school’s rapist football star. @north_edmond

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Coaches were also blocking people when they brought the allegations up to them. North’s coaches and North’s football team Twitter have now gone on private. They understand that it is an ongoing issue but won’t even officially acknowledge they are investigating.

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@KaiMarron @north_edmond God that’s terrible. Thank you for sharing the information with the football coach and for posting this though. I think you should contact the school/superintendent with that info if you haven’t yet. He seems like a shitty dude.

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Have a good thanksgiving break! Enjoy your time getting the Coronavirus from your uncle who doesn’t wear a mask and “thinks scientists are liars”. Feel free to give it to everyone when you come back to school too. Try not to die though, since that means less funding for us.

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Black Lives Matter. Come out to the protest today at 2:30.

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It’s your voice. It’s your vote. You can be the change you want to see in the world!
https://t.co/3zqWK5G813

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Y’all better come to school tomorrow if you want an exemption. Being in the hospital because of a car crash does not count as an excused absence.

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Is everyone ready for the start of school? Remember, you have no agency and you have to ask to go to the bathroom. Enjoy your last few days of freedom! Prepare yourself for emergency certified teachers that don’t know how to explain things.

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@HoodieMorr 🤠🤠

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Advisory, all people wearing a MAGA hat should make sure to also wear underwear to school from tomorrow, until the end of the year. Our new policy of allowing students to pull the pants down of anyone wearing one starts now. Pants away kids!

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Thank you so much to the students that gave their time and sold their bodies in the name of DWDW. $200,000 dollars worth of nasty shit in the name of charity!

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Wind chills are going to destroy your will to live more than the Oklahoma public schooling system. Stay home a day. Do something fun.

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Fuck Donald Trump! We’re banning all MAGA stuff from Edmond schools. Quit being racists, people. It’s not that hard.

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Haha enjoy your last day of freedom, scum. Prison resumes tomorrow.

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we are all fucked

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Because the Oklahoma Health Board and Mary Fallin outlawed the sale of smokable marijuana we are now offering weed growing classes so that your children will actually learn something valuable at Edmond Public Schools for once.

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Go vote yes on State Question 788! The teachers definitely need some medical marijuana after dealing with most of you.

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Also a big thank you goes out to the wonderful and powerful teachers that are still striking. Your perseverance is not being ignored and all the students recognize how impactful you are.

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OEA is saying the teacher strike is over, but now it is up to the students of Oklahoma. Do not return to school until there is a substantial funding increase. School can not happen if a large number of students do not attend, so schools will be forced to cancel. It’s up to you!