Sam Epstein

Con Artist • History is all spectral evidence • recreational bathroom explorer • Great Plains• Looney Tunes

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Snapchat now has real world snap cash... Why?

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

@jkarnes123 you fucking bitch

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

After this past week, I still have more wins in WI than Jay Cutler. #GoPackGo

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Conference Calls @jkarnes123 @SeamusKillian #Squad #Team #CockAndBalls

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Another great atmosphere at Lambeau! Great win for the pack! #SpottedCow all night!

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Shout out to the kids who had to use plastic scissors. #StayTrue

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

#ThisIsPrison

[Valued Customer @jkarnes123]

Bad: finding a hair in your lunch

Worse: finding a pube in your lunch

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

"Alright! Everyone raise your hand and give the person next to you a high five!!!"
- USM DJ

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Lifestyle

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

"How to eat fried worms" .... Possibly the grossest movie ever

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Every time I drive by a kid having a lemonade stand and don't buy anything I feel like such an ass.

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

That's going on your permanent record!

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Reguuuulaters, mount up!

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Limeade 👍

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Yeaaaa

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

America! 🇺🇸 fuck these other countries

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Were on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know how to weeeed em out #GoofyGoober

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

@hhauske he is a stud

[Sam Epstein @epstein_sam]

Brushed my teeth with my left hand tonight. #Turnt