Adam Epling

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

@chessfeels As much fun as we Cleveland fans had with that, karma came right back and got us in the World Series that November when the Cubs came back from 3-1 down on us!

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

I don't care if Freddy the German is legit or not, just let us enjoy, it's the only thing that's brought us all together since the Coldplay concert CEO thing last summer

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Hold up, they said Mexico has played in the opening game of SEVEN World Cups?! They only play them every 4 years; there have only been 22 World Cups ever. That's a preposterous percentage of times Mexico has been the lead-off

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Oh man, a @wpiootbgw to lead off the World Cup! It's gonna be lit y'all

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

@TheAuburner He might even *be * a Hamburger, for all we know

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Sigh… evergreen

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

[steps up to podium]...
[shuffles papers]...
[adjusts mic]...
[clears throat]...

Fuck the Yankees. Thank you. No questions.

[leaves]

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Growing up in Ohio and living my adult life in Alabama, I assumed most states used their state outlines in their signs. Apparently we’re very much in the minority!

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Something surreal about seeing Lionel Messi score in the home of the Auburn Tigers, the kind of context collapse that is only possible on the precipice of an American World Cup 🇺🇸

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

@AUChief Whoooa there’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile. Didn’t realize he was still playing tbh!

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Lionel Messi (the Bo Jackson of soccer) just scored on the same field that Bo Jackson (the Bo Jackson of humans) scored on many times

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

here is a totally real sentence: Lionel Messi just scored a goal in Jordan-Hare Stadium

[Henry Patton @Henry_Patton23]

Ric Smith legacy performance

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Hearing this brit say “JORdan-Hare” is like nails on a chalkboard

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Hell yeah there is 🥹

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

There’s an eagle flying around the stadium

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Auburn people, please, I can’t like *all* these tweets, I’ve only got two thumbs. You’re gonna have to chill.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HELLO AUBURNNNN!!!!!

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

@JFergusonAU El Aubieceleste

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

I suppose the silver lining is that one of them is guaranteed to start with a W

[Adam Epling @epzilla]

Troy and WVU being matched up in the first round is horribly unfair, as I think we can all agree they’re the protagonists in this whole thing

[College World Series of Omaha @CWSOmaha]

THE OMAHA EIGHT!

#MCWS x #RoadToOmaha