Pulkit Soni

Perennial outsider. Architect, founder Black White Grey Design Studio

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Will Adani get Valcambi?

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The new trend of conducting GK tests at protest venues is not even half as smart as the media thinks it is.

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@SBICard_Connect @delhivery who is authorising random delivery guys to verify my Aadhaar for credit card delivery. It’s not some random info to be thrown around for mundane things

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Life is about going to places you have to go skipping on the places you want to go.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Aadhaar card is proof of only one thing - that we are sheep.

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@IndianGems_ @bskeshav sir that’s you at 0:12 in the video?

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The world has tech billionaires, manufacturing billionaires, retail billionaires. We have policy billionaires.

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Indians are capitalists as long as school fee are regulated, hospital bills under check, cab fares are regulated, labor is cheap. The moment you change that, our socialist core awakens. Why pretend, just embrace. It’s not wrong, it’s who we are. Socialist.

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“Community animals”.

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Being a ghewar lover I can understand people dissing after having one from Jaipur as their first. You have to go to Jodhpur to fall in love with ghewar!

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Problem: Linguistic hatred.
Solution: Go beat Abdul, go beat Ambani.

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I hope this #Khurpench andolan doesn’t die the death of Anna Andolan. Holding on to the sliver of hope for now!

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“Socialism doesn’t work.” As if capitalism is!

[Outa @CallMeOuta]

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Isha Ambani.
In all her finery.
At the Met Gala.
Dripping with diamonds.
Fawned on by her slave SRK.
The muse...
Of Viral Bhayani.
Of Manav Manglani.
Of Dabboo Ratnani.

Yet something felt empty.
No Veuve Cliquot or Moet Hennessey.
Could quench that emptiness.
Or lack of purpose.
That Isha felt.

She went to Jaggi but his Isha was different.
She went to Sri Sri.
But the Art of Living
Was inundated by engineers.

Poor lonely rich Isha.
Daddy ran the boardroom.
Hubby was busy with pickleball.
Brother Anant was happy with his elephants.
What about Isha?

And then she felt a tap
On her shoulder.
It was a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree.
She was holding a Reynolds 047.
"Write," she said. "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Then she vanished in a puff of smoke...

THE BEGINNING

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@ActusDei Can you not retire with 11.7cr today?

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The thing about electing lunatics is that they start fixing things that aren’t broken.

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The Indian rule of surprise: a surprise spoken about to someone is a surprise to no one.

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

JFK Airport, New York City.
Immigrations had rounded up 500 Indians. They all had BTech degrees and Dell laptops.

Their luggages were identical too. VIP suitcases. 10 family packs of Masala Maggi. 20 MTR ready to eat veg pulao boxes. Wagh Bakri masala tea packs. One pressure cooker. 20 packs of ITC Gold Flake Kings from Bangalore Duty Free. 5 kg Kohinoor basmati rice. MDH Garam Masala packets. Fogg deo.

"This has to be a racket. Who is your leader?" asked the TSA agent wearing a red MAGA hat.

Suddenly, he was blinded by a flash of lightning and a strong gale of wind. Because a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree had materialized. "They all have H1B visas," she quoth. "Without them, your economy will grind to a standstill!"

In the distance, the cleaning staff cheered, as the Stars and Stripes got lowered, and the Tricolor started rising. Out of nowhere, AR Rahman and Sivamani appeared. "Bharat hum ko jaan se pyaara hai," sang they, as all the H1B holders fought back tears of pride.

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In the times to come common sense perhaps would be the only qualification for the job everything else would be taken care of by tech.