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Strict individualist, atheist, childfree capitalist. Pissing off both sides of the aisle with glee. Learn to take a joke.

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@MrAndyNgo @FromKalen This just gets funnier every time I see it.

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@DailyCaller Well. Say goodbye to your Oscar winning performance, James Baskett.

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@2FingersBerben @Necromancer86 @PriyamvadaGopal Hey, the Klingons are just misunderstood.

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@JodyBelcher7 @DGPurser You mean Bubba Smollett?

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@jamiedupree They included two shark attacks, 53 drunk drivers, a robbery victim, and 78 gang bangers in Chicago.

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@larryelder @tedwheeler It's amazing what you can do with money that you've taken from other people.

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@Lady44Sassy Loki was right.

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Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine' https://t.co/DNWykjwVao

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@RBPundit As if we haven't seen the rousing success of those programs in places like San Francisco...

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@jeffswarens Yet another mansplaining moment...

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@nsouthern95 @tlfeathers880 Abso-fucking-lutely.

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Something to think about.

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@jeffswarens Hmmm... Bacon & Beer.

It's going to be a thing.

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@MadDogCoops @DoctorSadieL @HeidiStevens13 “Probably a lack of achievement in your own life.”

Ad Hominem. Arguing to the man.

Too bad. Wasn’t that bad of a discussion, actually.

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@MadDogCoops @DoctorSadieL @HeidiStevens13 Oh, I have been reflecting.

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@MadDogCoops @DoctorSadieL @HeidiStevens13 I sneer because I have seen - first hand - more cases of medical staff pay less attention than they should have.

Be careful not to lionize any profession that is made up of humans. You will eventually find the pedestal is higher off the ground than you expect.

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@traependergrast @HeidiStevens13 Thank you for the update and chiming in. Very good to hear.

(No snark. Being genuine.)

I just wish every photo op was so diligently prepared.

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