Parker

clout poisoned sommelier and amazing winemaker + pretend dj

[Parker @equallywrong]

Paul Dano GF

[Parker @equallywrong]

Sergeant Poppers

[a secret third thing @_dogginaround]

I could write an entire that 70s show episode about the iranian revolution

[🫡 BagItUp Ch!p @1SaltyDorito]

So nobody gone tell us how Young L died ?

[Thizzler On The Roof @TheThizzler]

Rest In Peace to Young L, the Berkeley-born producer and founding member of Bay Area rap group The Pack, best known for their breakout hit “Vans” 💔🕊️

[Parker @equallywrong]

Cutting myself and then saying “triggered much?” in the mirror

[jos @josiahhughes]

how it feels to be misunderstood alt hipster

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@SecWar @WhiteHouse Thank you, Commander Bootyhole!!!

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Being from Pakistan makes being an ethnic Nigerian with 400+ years of ancestral history in the states extremely difficult

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@currentlynotgho @garlic_wife Brother, what the heck…?

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Opinions have been illegal for a while, and I’ve just realized it.

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Mizbah, I will bring you my daughters.

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@lisalittle2U @TheRealScourge Lmao you can’t be outside if you got a job bc you gotta sleep. Niggas is nocturnal lmfao

[Parker @equallywrong]

@gracecamille_ Hell yeah

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The Tomb of the Unknown Groyper would be full as shit bc those niggas do NOT have friends

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Y’all are NOT going to like the Tom Brady Hanukkah portrait I was commissioned to illustrate. But you’re going to have to see it anyway so get ready.

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@greaserburger @barstoolsports Let’s get this shit trending fuck it

[Deuce Tatum Bookclub @greaserburger]

I am a porn and gambling addict with special needs. When can i start a podcast on your network @barstoolsports ?

[Parker @equallywrong]

@ldranim Whatcha say now, Chuck?