Equestrian Bitch

All the issues involved with being young, rich and spoiled. You'll find us drinking away our #equestrianproblems.

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Still picking my pony to be my valentine. IDGF if I'm in college. I sent him a carrot arrangement #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Bobos tell themselves that this is acceptable tack. I'd love to hear GM's reaction to this shit #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

How to see distances. Adderall, study that spot out. Weed, feel that spot out #equestrianbrat #ebadvice

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

everyone at the barn judges you based on what car you roll up in
the favorite clients are the ones with a kardashian car collection #eb

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Me when bobos try to cut me off in the schooling area #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

motorcycle rides?? #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

GM clinic drinking game... drink every time:
GM says "that's it"
GM gets on someone's horse
GM hates on fat riders
#equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Everyone in line in the tack room trying to get a line in the tack room #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

um new flatting t shirt for wef this year? I think yes #Ispeakgroom #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

we're back & better than ever.One of us tweeting drunk at college and the other drunk tweeting from the circuit. Either way we're drunk #eb

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Vodka over feelings any day #equestrianbrat

[caroline @cspogsss]

Sometimes the most dangerous place to be is alone with your thoughts.

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

There is a BIG difference between being a selective slut and being an easy slut. I am selectively slutty and only bang hot/ rich guys #eb

[Adrenaline Athlete @Zone2Jumper]

Oh just admit it we all wish we lived the life of @equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Sexting boys at horse shows because well I get bored #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

I was more upset saying goodbye to my junior horse than my parents when I left for college #equestrianbrat

[FlawlessRider @EqDillemmas]

I know who @equestrianbrat is. Not even kidding.

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

@EqDillemmas dm me and I'll tell you if you're right 😏

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

As we approach the end of the qualifying season, I start stocking up on addies for indoors and binge drink whenever I think about regionals