Jessica K

Make fun of me, I laugh.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Guess it's all part of the creative process, that all you creatives know about. In your club. Well, I'm email only from now on. TwitterRant2

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Be sure to include the word "loco", because all I need is Spanish and I'm complete.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Maybe @johncmayer can translate it through song. Please, one for the tone deaf. Call it "too much for anyone to handle". I'll listen.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Can't direct message, can't do anything but imagine, doesn't sound very important from my end. A bunch of roadblocks, everywhere.

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Well, at least I know what my greatest weaknesses are, let's hope you find your greatest strengths. Loved the lessons, all of them.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

And a refusal to email...hmm, where's my jury.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Robin's eggs.....chipmunk nests.....cowardly dandelions......and those yellow painted lines on highways.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

But if it comes down to temperature, I'll assume the drama crowd is passive aggressive and leave it at that.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

So, the bloodbath, it's not my imagination. Birth sisters never get over their vendettas. Worth the risk, but please know.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Not only do they delight, but have been anxiously counting the days. I work hard on maintaining my innocence for that reason.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Re: Cat Stevens, I've always been free, three steps ahead. But now, as I risk that exposure, people delight in being the H1N1 virus. Trustme

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Needing a media machine with a conscience whenever one gets a spare moment.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

I don't really like anarchy all that much, but if I'm going to be in charge of my own bloodbath, I'd better be sure they prescribe the meds.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Still haven't left, and turns out we'll be staying home. A shopping trip to Target is in the stars and then a bulk box of Swiffers from Sams

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Laundry 3/4 done, perusing ticket prices to AZ and Bellingham, typical over-tweeted day in my life.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Time for one more if I can just come up with a catchy enough title. Someone's probably all tangled up at baggage service.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Nah, I'd rather write a blogpost, because I'm tech-horny like that. What, nobody else calls it tech-horny? Well, your loss. Copyright!

[Jessica K @equinelove]

And...here I am going with the flow, while somebody takes a nap. Perhaps I'll put away these two baskets of laundry I've been longing to do.

[Jessica K @equinelove]

This is my official Tweet-sume, offering my services as hard-hitting question writer, because I can and I will, and I'd love to. Thanks!!!

[Jessica K @equinelove]

Guess I'm still here afterall, leaving feedback on the LNwJF site because it's my life's mission to support James Fallon.