𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟

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The Best 🐴 Boyfriend A Girl Could Ever Want! | He's Looking to Get You #Horsed and Hitched to the Equine Hunk!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

℧✮𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐢
℧✮𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐝
℧✮𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞

▶• ılıılıılılııılıılı। ♡ ⌞ ⌝ ↻

── .✦˗ˏˋ🐴 ˎˊ˗

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

Can the boys of the Stables give a shout out to all the beautiful elves of the land? From their immortal and impeccably tight bodies to their adoration of all-natural Horse-Meat, they really are a horses best friend!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮
𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭?

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

𝐏𝐎𝐕: 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬...

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

Just Because You're;

℧ 𝕀𝕟 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖
℧ 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕
℧ 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘

Doesn't mean he isn't going to breed and break your body into a 𝐚 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄 only it for a 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐌𝐬!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮
𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞!

For every ♡ on this post, I'll post a picture and plot idea for a character I'd like to get #Horsed

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

℧ He's out here doing
whatever he can to build a
real, solid 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 with
his trainer.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮
℧ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐤é𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞!

𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐦 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

℧ No one is immune to true love. Not even the most regal or powerful of Summons. Don't deny yourself 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 when it presents itself. Use it to find 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

Do the right thing;

Give yourself over to desire and feel real release, real pleasure. Come and join him in the stables...

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

It's not uncommon for your husband and his father get together and really hammer you. Why?

Valentine's Day is coming up! It's an early gift!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

🐴Reminder I cannot DM you if you don't follow, I refuse to give X a phone number lol

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

℧ Cupid and the other equine of the Stables are currently seeking wives and girlfriends! Give this post a ❤️ If you'd like to fall in love with a horse in the DMs!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

It's just natural.

When the man in your life is;
℧ Kind
℧ Generous
℧ Present
℧ Affectionate
℧ Doting
℧ Emotionally Available
℧ 𝔸 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕖

Well it just makes sense.

℧𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕎𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥℧
℧𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝔼𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕆���𝕙𝕖𝕣℧

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

A would-be horse bride for attention. Like for an answer ❤️

If you ike a specific reply I'll assume your muse wants that with one of my charming horse himbos!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

He's more than just a huge dick. He also has a tongue bigger than the biggest cock a human can have, and is also eager to use it!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?

Love can and WILL blossom between the strangest and most unlikely of people. Who knew a horse named Cupid would meet an angle who loves him in? What a zany coincidence!

[Sonia Magnolia @GalarsProffesor]

✩Sonia Magnolia✩

⊰──────✩──────⊱
-Flipped
-Literate
-Ships w/ Chem
-Lewd/Non-lewd 18+
-Exp. 3+ years

⊰──────✩──────⊱

⠀⌜ ↻ & ♡⌟
[#PTRP | #MVRP]

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

°•.。･:*♡◟🐴⌒♡*:･。.⊹₊⟡⋆☆✮✮

℧✮𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐢
℧✮𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐍𝐞𝐞𝐝
℧✮𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞

▶• ılıılıılılııılıılı। ♡ ⌞ ⌝ ↻

── .✦˗ˏˋ🐴 ˎˊ˗

[𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟 @equineloverboy]

This could be us, but you're not in my DMs consummating a marriage...