king of cowtown

fake it til we make it • chelsea’s sister • closet writer • prosciutto lover • canadian wrestler • scorpio • hilarious • serial pinner (as coined by @anamarea)

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

no fear

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

just a couple girls with a normal relationship to rice cakes <3

[Sagar @Sagar_kr_Maity]

Some letters are never meant to be sent.

In 1946, Richard Feynman wrote a love letter to his wife, two years after her death --He never sent it.

Last line: “I love my wife. My wife is dead.”

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

@Rogermcallpretz my #1 fan <3

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

good technique ladies!

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

its not scoliosis if its just a hunchback !

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[❀ @deallium]

i’m thinking about you later if you’d like to join and think about me too

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

trying to teach my little sister that there is a lot of prudence in just being stern and unlikable in the right situations. you can make life so much easier for yourself

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

all things considered, it was a pretty great day

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

i was gonna say whoever wins can be one of my wives …

no wonder it took so long to get that joke outta ya

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

“ill frickin show up!
biked around Toronto - didn’t even see ya!!
watched someone else run across the finish line…

the kid was there though”

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

it aint easy being a rockstar but …

someones gotta do it?

i love all my fans?

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

ohhhh pls mate can i make a reference i promise almost no one will understand or get it!

ok fine just force the band up here to play their most played and saddest song

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

been about a year would u say?

oh give or take an hour

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

new strat: if im having potentially profound thoughts and revelations about life, i need to drink and eat and forget before the tears start!

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(this msg is brought to u by maple syrup and whole milk)

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

this is like the best chai ive ever had its like coconut curry chai goodness like coconut REDACTED

ok let me try

….

ok let me try

thats coconut REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED

[king of cowtown @er_daynes]

whoa urs is spicy!

oh wait thats cilantro