eralys

npr enthusiast 🇵🇸

[eralys @eralysw]

so lost in my gis class the other day that even my TA had to google how to fix my lab because “he’d never seen anything like that happen before”

[eralys @eralysw]

new t swift music drop call that her maga opus

[eralys @eralysw]

one of my preschoolers saw a picture of my elderly landlord on my phone the other day and asked me if it was my “husband”

[eralys @eralysw]

new coworkers spawning into laramie wyoming everyday

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs! ;)

[eralys @eralysw]

@the0nlygirl @slaayrah i hate to say it because i do root for her but the list is exhaustive. s2ep5 she blows off miranda for big, jumps ship to paris for the ugliest man this side of the equator, slut shames and talks down to sam abt sex even though she herself is a sex columnist, expects char’s $,etc

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

trying to find out what girl from girls you are is a deep psychological study where it's kinda always very clear what satc girl you are

[eralys @eralysw]

@cNFTfART genuinely so trifling and exhausting

[christover @bored2die]

Anyone else notice theres nothing to tweet about anymore

[eralys @eralysw]

@ClassTerror @gluepuke did you know you’re the face of “car wig” queen

[eralys @eralysw]

@eathedocument home is where : i became the birds

[eralys @eralysw]

@aakashgupta @girldrawsghosts nepal takes such good care of their vultures. look into nepali vulture restaurants!

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”~Nietzsche

[eralys @eralysw]

@FilmUpdates stinker of a movie

[eralys @eralysw]

@FilmUpdates sigh

[eralys @eralysw]

@niggaolas @evapilotdropout yeah sure but to give credit where it’s due the frankenstein performance was great, impartially

[eralys @eralysw]

@TOTALCESSDEATH ??

[eralys @eralysw]

@uncledoomer @lowbodycount absurd how quickly these things are adopted and standardized online like you people have no idea what you’re saying and, worse, your usage of chauvinist reddit jargon is completely inane at this point

[eralys @eralysw]

@holzawn @muad_diva LMAO