i just got back from italy & was required to self quarantine in my room for 14 days so my parents ate every meal with me from the hallway. i don’t deserve them :’)
You know you’ve been coming to the same coffee shop too many days in a row when the guy finally asks “okay, so what is it you’re studying for?”
I should be getting double pts in rewards for being so loyal to this place!🤷🏻♀️
A mom walks into urgent care with her 3 kids and says “I think my son has pink eye”...he then proceeds to touch his eyes & touch every single chair he walked by....get me out of here😶
I knew the day would come. When I’m treating a kid & the parents fail to tell me they’re hoping he doesn’t have chicken pox cause they found a bump on his arm & dad has shingles. I’ve never had them before....I’m screwed! Please be a fluke😩🙅🏻♀️
My mom about flipped when she realized I got her to drink 2 alcoholic beverages today...a mimosa on the plane & sangria at dinner. #BadInfluence 🤷🏻♀️😂