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400 followers what hte heckk??? this is wild

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Eraser: Earlier I said I would sell Mic to Shigaraki for a single corn chip. That was wrong of me to say.
Mic: Thank you.
Eraser: I should have been more accurate in my estimate. I would sell him to Shigaraki for half a corn chip.
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@alisaieswife HAHA victory!

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Young Mic writing home: Dearest darlingest momsie and popsicle...
Young Eraser writing home: My dear father...
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Mic: I'm tired.
Eraser: Hi tired
Mic: Don't do it-
Eraser: I'm dad.
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Eraser, pointing to Mic: Fuck you.
Mic: Is that an invite?
Easer: No wait-
Mic: Hold on, lemme clear my calendar.
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Mic: I'm tired.
Eraser: Hi tired, I'm dad.
Mic: You're about to be dead, sir.
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Eraser: Get paid, get laid, get Gatorade.
Mic: Well, I can help with two of those, but good luck getting laid.
Eraser: You're the most useless boyfriend I've ever had.
Mic: I'm the only boyfriend you've ever had.
Eraser: Exactly
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Eraser: I hate children.
Mic: Same.
Eraser: You're a teacher.
Mic, pointing at Eraser: Same.
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@the_simp_master HAHAHA OMG

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Eraser: I used a braincell today.
Mic: Congratulations?
Eraser: No, it should be "Condolences."
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@puka_puff LOLOL I'm glad people like my tweets enough for art o3o

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@puka_puff CUTE

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Eraser: I invited Mic out for New Year's karaoke and he yelled so loud my cat started vibrating on the sound waves.
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Eraser: Something smells funny.
Mic, wearing a clown costume: Definitely not me.
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Mic: What's up bitch boys and grunge girls.
Aizawa: What the fuck
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Mic: When I was your age-
Eraser: If you want to keep your knees don't say another word.
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Eraser: I'm a mess.
Mic: My favorite mess.
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Gonna casually plug that I'm on ao3! find me @ bluesylph!