Michael Erb

Spartan, 🚁 and ✈️ pilot, code 🐒, and Detroiter loving it in PDX. Former 🏐 player who misses his knees (and his vertical.)

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Not the Onion.
https://t.co/KhUzMmgTiC

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

There are AAU teams with more basketball IQ than the Houston Rockets.🤦‍♂️

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@SpartanHoops_DK I get the feeling that Izzo would feel like that is cheating his system somehow. He says he's determined to get a 2nd natty, but what he doesn't say is that it has to be through his development plan. Literally anybody can buy the best team. How is that an accomplishment?

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@josevalim This! I've equated it to pair programming with a junior dev that has a lot of energy, has read all the documentation, and has ideas, but doesn't know the best solution b/c it doesn't have the experience of dealing with large projects that make the wrong decisions.

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@SpartanHoops_DK Seniors playing desperate. No one else is. Why is no one moving on offense?!

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. https://t.co/Iy8B3qEWOc

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@CarterElliott__ @gwizzy12 @SpartanHoops_DK
If Michigan really wants to rub it in, they'll play the whole second half in a zone...

[KnightCziwi⚔️ 🇵🇱 @KnightCziwi]

Meanwhile in the ZOO in Poland

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Raiders have the first pick in the draft and Brady has to be salivating watching Mendoza today. He'll fit great with Jeanty, Bowers, Mayer, and Tucker.
All they need is to draft an entire offensive line...

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

The beautiful game

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Can’t convince me this game wasn’t winnable the way the #Spartans defense has played today.

Just unforgivably bad offensive play-calling. Where is the motion?!

🤮

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

When you are an offensive coach, the offense can’t look this bad.

Especially when you brought your 4-star QB and he is in his 3rd year.

Especially when you have a NFL receiver.

#Spartans running the same plays hoping that Chiles makes an accurate throw eventually…

🤦🏼‍♂️

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

I equally can’t believe how good the defense is playing and how bad the offense is playing. Completely the opposite from earlier in the season.
Actually include special teams in that. Awesome to start the year and just bad now.
#Spartans have more personalities than Sybil.

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@AnnieAgar Referees hallucinating more than ChatGPT…

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Another blown call by this exceptional #B1G officiating crew. It’s pretty impressive when you think about it. To be that blatantly bad at your job on prime-time TV when there are all these gambling investigations going on...
#MSUvsUM

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Neither Marsh nor Chiles looks like they are in the game. Chiles with the inaccuracy and poor decision making. Marsh with some dumb plays.
This game will open up in the second half. Chiles needs to get his head out of his ass during halftime.
#MSUvsUM

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

I’m really surprised that the #B1G would put their worst officiating crew on the prime night game. Just in the first half they’ve blown two obvious PIs and one illegal contact on UofM.
#MSUvsUM

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@xgigglypuff I went from the Apple Magic Keyboard (which i liked a lot,) to the Keychron Q10 Max (Alice Layout) which has been super comfortable on the wrists. Have to press the keys down further, but you get used to it.

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

@gak_pdx You ignore the right rear quartering wind at your peril. Never ceases to amaze me how many professional pilots are out there just ignoring the basics.

[Michael Erb @erbmicha]

Refs in this #UGAvsAUB game are hilariously trying to give this game to UGA and they’re not even hiding it.
I mean how do you call it a fumble when over half the ball is over the plane before the punch out?
And we need to just get rid of targeting. Refs have awful “judgement.”