burtone

I live on a cloud and laugh at air.

[burtone @erburton]

The country is watching Missouri. Shame on you @GovParsonMO and @AGAndrewBailey

[Innocence Project @innocence]

BREAKING: The @USSupremeCourt has denied a stay of execution and declined to grant review to Marcellus Williams, allowing his execution to go forward at 6 p.m. CT today. https://t.co/Nv50v0LUp8

[Tony Messenger @tonymess]

Today would be a good day to abolish the death penalty.

[burtone @erburton]

I would like to see a challenge of doing #HotOnes with @seanseaevans done with pitchers of beer then moving directly into filming an episode of @drunkhistory

[burtone @erburton]

I have 10+ hours in the car for a work trip coming up this week. What audiobook should I listen to?

[burtone @erburton]

@TheBearFX season 2 opening with one of my favorite songs ever by @brucehornsby … chills!

[burtone @erburton]

@SeeJaneMarie Beautiful You by Chuck Palahniuk

[burtone @erburton]

@StubHub @TeamStubHub uphold your own seller’s policy that are clear as day. Don’t let scammers get away with selling non event tickets!

[burtone @erburton]

The amount of people who don’t know the difference between “apart” and “a part” is infuriating

[burtone @erburton]

EPA moves to ban asbestos after decades of failures - POLITICO https://t.co/96zRXRiXR2

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Laura Ingraham is often described as someone in favor of "Christian values." But the last time I checked, we're supposed to love our enemies, not celebrate when they get sick. Jesus had compassion for the sick; he didn't laugh at them. Not sure when hate become a Christian value.

[burtone @erburton]

Why would they make a movie about two of the most amazing female athletes and then decide to center the whole story on their father?? #KingRichard

[burtone @erburton]

@Herg8 still isn’t home for Father’s Day from his fishing trip at the lake so I just keep playing Cats in the Cradle for the baby

[burtone @erburton]

@RonFilipkowski @LizardRumsfeld Why is Chuck Bass in this?! Hard fall from Gossip girl

[burtone @erburton]

Duffy lost one of his camo Converse shoes today while on a walk. Good news: the camouflage was very effective. Bad news: I have to go buy a new pair of shoes.

[burtone @erburton]

@demi_burnett Didn’t you play the villain on your season? And didn’t you make a video ripping on Victoria last week? Hi kettle, meet pot

[burtone @erburton]

There are a whole bunch of dry Januarys that are about to get real wet

[burtone @erburton]

Congratulations @realDonaldTrump due to your attempted coup we all worked today how much work you usually average a day

[burtone @erburton]

Thanks a lot @HawleyMO look what you did! This will be your legacy

[burtone @erburton]

Is Kim Kardashian representing herself in the divorce??

[burtone @erburton]

@ElizabethKuyper @shashi_bains @hellolanemoore You guys need to follow Nancy Meyers Interiors on Instagram