ercm

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live and let blah, let the blah be with you

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actually tobacco is not bad, when i walk by second hand smoke, yum

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i've made friends with the homeless guy in the target parking lot who sings along to country tracks and rants about this and that--he tried to stab me once but i did a martial arts block and we good we good

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if you see jorge, run

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really embodying the pure blood aesthetic of being a true American. The soil is rich, bruhthers, go forth and conquer!

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legalizing weed gets rid of the element danger in buying and smoking it, possessing it, you are no longer paranoid about funding drug cartels and terrorism in the middle east (as anti pot commercials would have you believe), or perhaps having to guard...

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your backside in the slammer for a few years when you eventually get caught by the police. Instead, and thank god, you become a proper consumer contributing to the welfare of the economy, lessening the gap between 'new horizons' and innovation...

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i like to buy homeless people beer and cigarettes

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i was gonna parse some words about the K and it's astronomical position in the sky but i thought better of it and instead imagined my self playing in a band in my garage

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the ranters believed that no moral laws or church structures applied to true believers, they saw god in everyone and everything

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christopher nolan basically saying to his critics 'if you don't like my hollywood slop (the odyssey), you don't understand hollywood slop, you have to understand there's a language of hollywood slop that's been slopped around for years'

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congrats justin herbert--actually justin looks like he could be my older brothers son, but my older brother would never be a chargers fan due to him being a cancer ♋️

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woke up in a sweat thinking about jared leto and the legacy of 30 seconds to mars

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matt damon dm'ing me and totally freaking out over my the odyssey tweet and vowing that he'll never speak to me again and that i'm basically dead to him

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war dot gov commercial featuring like explosions and guns temporarily inspiring me to join the armed forces and get facemaxxed by ak-47 and awarded the medal of honor

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trump doppleganger on skid row handing me club promotion pamphlet

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love it when major movie pinkos turn crypto senseless epic poems like the odyssey into mush to increase cash flow or some shit

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the pope is perfect, the pope is infallible

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yani neko ain't a catholic is she?

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denpa is the new normal