Zachary James

My location says it all

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

I eat most of my fruit in the shower

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

It's somewhere around the 10th or 11th wipe you have to ask yourself 'when did I eat black sharpie's and coal?'

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

paramilitary terrorist group kills American citizen

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

Hi gang, it's me, your high school class president, from when you were in high school.
it's 10 years later now
are you interested in a 10 year reunion 2026?
stop asking me and share the link please! I want to see you all
https://t.co/h4QwftJpWg

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

where is the line between gods children and deportation?

if you wanna say violence remember! bloodthirsty pedo trump, rich and rapey students, white mass shooters etc Lets get them all!

hint that's not the reason hint it's secret police seizing political prisoners/slave labor

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

wawa has fallen

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

@BungieHelp add gm nightfall selection

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

why did I think piaza presto was a car dealership

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

first rule there has to be an even amount of pepperonis on each slice of the digiornnos pizza

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

The walk of shame you have to do to the other side of the Wawa because you thought you parked on the one side of the Wawa but you really parked on the other side of the Wawa

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

I can see through you like a book

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

tell him I'm sorry about the pencils

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

shout out Patrick pascual for giving me a pencil every single day during 8th grade, does anyone know where he and his calves are now? what a guy.

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

I freeze the mushy bananas

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

I decided I'm going to start dabbing again

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

"You see kids, this was my pre workout hype playlist."
"This one was my pre workout hype playlist, but only like when you're a little sad."

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

Mondays coming

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

August is like the sunday of summer.

[Zachary James @erdthebird]

return of the zach🎶