The Alt-Right DM

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[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@BraddJaffy @maddow If Trump's AgSec is "diverse", you'll hate the pick anyway. We all know it. You stupid clowns are all stick, no carrot.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@Cronikeys @ramzpaul @realDonaldTrump If it's a woman, Woman of the Year is fine, too. What is this, a playground?

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@Tabletop_DM is wise in the ways of gaming. He knows of the better paths. Listen padawans, and learn.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@GraemeIng @KevEisler Bingo bango bongo! Rules should enable and empower that - not discourage it.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

It's official: @Hasbro is my least favorite bro.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

If you #dnd nerds don't want players making choices and the DM to exercise a little rules discretion, maybe you're in the wrong hobby!

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

Player agency is a real problem in #dnd. Why did we ever let them have it in the first place? https://t.co/YAA9q7kuDy

[Kevin Eisler @KevEisler]

When you literally give your players a glowing sign that says "This way!" And they nope right out of the dungeon. #D20 #DnD #DMProblems

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@GraemeIng Heh. Expect a https://t.co/N6MJ1HmM4n article about realizing murderhoboing was about murdering the whole time!

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@SevernSpire Your dream is to put shit on the walls? Oh! I get it, you're going to put @paizo products on the walls. Carry on.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@DnDTweets Seriously? Your tip to is to stop using your imagination and just use what's in the book? Please stop. You are *hurting* #dnd.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

If only there was one person at the table who could make rulings on the fly so that you could find obscure rules later... https://t.co/u0ut380uwL

[Jason D. Wood @Wood_JasonD]

You know what's worse than rules-lawyering? Looking up hard-to-find rules:

https://t.co/P7ofba6H8n

#dnd

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

'Wag The Dog' was 'Idiocracy' before we had an 'Idiocracy'. https://t.co/rTuIGwLPWV

[Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton]

Really? A photo from a music video shoot is Aleppo? C'mon, really?
@slman210

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@BenjaminNorton @slman210 Forget 'Idiocracy'. 'Wag The Dog' was the real documentary.

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@SpacedHamster @EndymionGames ,Girdle of Like, Whatever Man, I'm Not Really Into Labels, just doesn't have the same ring, does it?

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

Gold Jonahburg, Cheesepuff Golems, and Lou Richly star in an assault on the Review of Nation HQ. This is how it's done, folks!

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

Lord Jesus, save us all from the fires of hell! It's a Shitlord:tT adventure by The Mixed GM:
https://t.co/uhfcRUzP6E via @wordpressdotcom

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

Boxcars on the reaction roll! That's saved more than a few characters in my #dnd campaigns, too. https://t.co/He23XfF6Bo

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

Awesome! Randomly generate male, female, and mentally ill! Love it! https://t.co/1qnpRS25ff

[Endymion Games @EndymionGames]

Pixel Loot's random NPC generator doesn't discriminate #dnd #roleplaying #lgbtq #equality #kickstarter https://t.co/zgAC8QifHz

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@dalej2014 Pshaw! Yer gonna kill it! A couple of PCs, too, if your luck holds up. THEY should be nervous!

[The Alt-Right DM @ereaganwright]

@MalevolentMusin Good choice. Sandbox style is best style! Other styles of DM-fu are weak!