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got that sneak to me like baggins big ass feet and my balls dragon took that wizard shit gotta get to orc hackin if you catch me out best to offer me a flagon

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Northernlion is to drunk people what the wall in Israel is to politicians. But in like a lit awesome way if ykwim

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Watching England play makes me realize this is not the “beautiful game” that was advertised

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Why is it the one time I fail to bring an extra layer in the book bag it’s actually cold as shit and raining out?

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My cousins side hustle is deadass just dealing fucking bugs

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And she doesn’t like Haaland??? Zio much

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The Brit just called Brazilian futball pretentious …

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They should not allow British people inside the bar I choose to go to

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No one wants to drink with me at 4pm :(

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Gordon Ramsay telling people to order Uber Eats instead of cook food is one of many final straws that makes me want to put his face into a fryer

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Whoever the packers fan wearing a goddamn block of cheese to the super is. Get fucked. Go birds go bears dickhead

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The Alan shot returns in all its glory

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There is not bartender like Alan because he never seems happy to see you but he will still pour you the fattest shots known to man

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There may have never been a piece of writing in existence more glazed than JJK is besides the fucking bible

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W bush. Hold the George

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One of the worst pulls of all time. Me and this sour cream lid

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Long hair. Flower crown. Top of the head? PERFECTLY BALD. I mean perfectly bald. Flowers highlighting how exceptionally bald it is.

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All car drivers must burn. I’m sorry if you love car it is just the way

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Me remembering that the more chainsaw man gets animated the more denji and aki are going to suffer

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Some of yall simply do not understand the book bag lifestyle. I got every possible necessity I could ever want and im still bringing home treats and treasures every goddamn day