you’re a freak

i am a old man and Twitter is my porch

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

she relates to melania bc they both married to sex offenders.

[girlyteengirl 🌼 @devgrasi]

Glinda walking back to Shiz after Defying Gravity because Elphaba had the return tickets for the train

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i love making men giggle. like was that funny babygirl…

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

yall like my halloween costume?

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

this takes me out to this day

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

It’s time for a custom pink tractor for the Star Yak Ranch 🚜🤠

[griffin @shy_hag]

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Shein Haul is a beautiful name for a girl

[charlie @chunkbardey]

movie night :) watching one of those three minute tik toks

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

It’s “How did this person afford this trip to Europe?” month on Instagram.

[edith puthie-laughton🇵🇸 @ihatefeet420]

can’t believe they gave my boy a whole day #Euphoria #ripashtray

[melv @manizegos]

does rue not owe that lady money no more

[Angus Cloud @anguscloud]

Fexi

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

she’s gonna be so happy 🥲