AlphaRed

Here for giggles

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

Yeah you drink coffee, but has your Apple Watch ever thought you were doing a walking work out while you’re sitting in lecture

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Remember that these drag bills are barely about drag queens- they’re about discriminating against trans people. It’s so obvious.

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

@peapeapalace ~balanced~

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

one time I was in the hospital elevator with a resident and then the elevator got stuck and I was like “omg we are going to die” and she was like “omg YES I needed this today” and sat down and started eating a granola bar

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

What’s your favorite social media platform and why is is FB Marketplace

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We don't need to get back to people immediately. The idea that we should be in constant communication can be toxic in relationships.

Here's how to break free:

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

@peapeapalace Omg bb do I have acupressure points 4 u

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

@peapeapalace I luv it

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

Being in your twenties is weird, where everyone you know either has a fitness page, an OF, or a baby

[ally @missmayn]

thanks to netflix everyone born after 1998 is about to learn what a torrent is.

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

BRB spiraling

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

Celebrity children’s birthday posts serve as the worst rude awakening of the passage of time

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

Stormi is 5 today. FIVE.

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

I’m back. Sup Elon.

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

@nat_iggy When the host doesn’t give you a blanket at the sleepover

[AlphaRed @erfyth]

I used to be able to choose an app based on my mood but now they all make me laugh, panic, and ultimately overwhelmed with doom

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

quite a legacy