The Real Squonk

Gathering filth since the 90s. She/They.

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

He ate 40 pizzas in 30 days for our sins.

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Long time no talk again but I am in fact listening to Blonde

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Oh hey guys long time no talk I’m ENGAGED

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Big day for me and my annoying colleagues

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Listening to coloring book on repeat again like it’s 2016 just to feel something

[sam y’all @samiamrosenberg]

I only threw this Nathan 4 You

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

The guy upstairs is doing karate and barking again someone please come save me

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope on 4/20.

[Spookie Coochie 👻 @NyamShit_]

Did he need to show hole for the pic tho?

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

If you were curious on my mental state, I’m a week in on my new med dosage and listening to creed at 7:30am.

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Ended up on boomerang tiktok but I still don’t understand how boomerangs work it’s just men throwing chunks of wood I miss the gays

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Went to H Mart last night and now I have about 5 new food fixations 🙂‍↕️

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Gonna sue inquizitive for making me want to kill myself on a weekly basis.

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

The fact I got covid the same weekend tiktok is shutting down what am I gonna do?? Rest???

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Why am I currently crying in the schnucks parking lot because I’m almost the same age as sza when she released ctrl?

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Just raw dogged a Christmas time retail shift (no caffeine before or during) and it may have been the worst thing I’ve ever done.

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

It’s 2:20am and in the 20 minutes I’ve been in this uber this man has blasted half the trolls soundtrack 😭

[The Real Squonk @erialctonsisiht]

Just saw a giant minion in the sky made from drones. The end is coming.