Mr Erič

the pErforMer....God is mY sAviOur...Here to Inspire!..%#...Tax Consultant

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@KennedyMmari Jamii na uongozi unaotunzuka ambao umepewa mamlaka ya kuonesha njia ndo unafanya janja sana so lazima mnyororo uendelee pale pale hakuna namna labda tukabali kama jamii tuanze upya kuonesha na kufanya kwa matendo ndo mambo yatabadilika

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@TitoMagoti Ametoa performance kama TAL ya #NoReformsNoElection

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@SimbaSCTanzania Oyaaa Simba tunasonga mbele kama injili😁😁

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

The vital role of water 💧

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

SORRY, LADIES:

A HUSBAND'S POINT OF VIEW

At last, we Husband’s have taken the time and trouble to write down all this.

We always hear 'the rules' from the Wife's side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note….these are all numbered "1" DELIBERATELY!

1. Husbands ARE not mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and NO, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help with solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Seriously, See a doctor!

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 hours.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. You are in shape... Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, But do you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

1. The gym story, we shall discuss it soon!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

car hacks 👀

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@mrwtffacts Long vacation ever(8 yrs)🙌back to work again to chase the lottery😁😁

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@KennedyMmari Ni kutia moyo na kuwapa amasa vijana sio matokeo ndo maana leo alikuwepo hapo kwa mkapa.....matokeo ni agenda nyingine so tulia mzee

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

The feminists won’t tell you this but as a woman there’s something so fulfilling about cooking a meal for a man you love.

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@16Limbe @Kakuru07 Hivi kudeposit hela kwenye hii App unatumia njia gani mkuu

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@Eric_Bernard94 Na kazi wameona..tumetetea nchi kwa nguvu zetu zote!! There is always Next time#Nguvumoja

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@Abbymexahnk 😂😂😂

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@tanescoyetutz @IamNchaKALIH Hivi ayo maboresho uwa mnafanyia kwenye mitambo ya ndani hapo kinyerezi au mpaka nje(mtaani), maana natamani sana muwe mnakuwa live isije kuwa ni gelesha hapo na kutupanga kumbe hamna kinachoendelea!!

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

All Ballon D'or 2021 votes by journalists around the world.

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@LFC @MGmotor Today is my Birthday so all i need is Big Win @LFC please!! Win Win🙏

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@HarryMaguire93 🤣🤣🤣

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@Naija_PR @Allezamani "the Comments though 🙌🤣

[The Voice of Marketing @LeboLion_SA]

Release yourself from the desire to please others. Your only job is to be you, fully, not a version of yourself that dishonours you or strips away your power.

[Mr Erič @Eric5star]

@ChampionsLeague What is that Messi!!! That's the bag 💰bro😁😁😁