Eric Burrell

Sales and software guy, part time cattle farmer. On the side, I like news, religion, politics, music, sports and the outdoors.

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

No one goes to heaven unless everyone does. When you see it, everything changes.

#thywill

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@DefiantLs The problem is… this guy is not smart enough to come up with intelligent things to say on the fly. So his brain just defaults to dumb shit. As everyone knows, smart Indians are engineers and doctors, not politicians.

[MC @CrewsMat10]

🚨BREAKING: Lionel Messi becomes the first player to receive a perfect 10/10 match rating at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. 🇦🇷🐐

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

The Viking!!!

[Rob Breaux Sheaux @robbreauxshow]

Games played by Brendan Sorsby after bets on Indiana Football Team:

Indiana - 11
Cincinnati - 24
Texas Tech - 0

[iDoser @doser_i85668]

Happy pride month!!!!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 My specials is out now on Hulu
Dead!!!! literally crying on the floor laughing

[Texas Tech Softball @TexasTechSB]

Heading back to OKC‼️

[Winston Marshall @MrWinMarshall]

Why @KILLTONY Is The World's Most Diverse Comedy Show.

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

Aristotle called it “vice.”
The Apostle Paul called it “sin.”

George Lucas called it “the dark side.”

Star Wars was originally designed to be a modern myth to pass on timeless wisdom.

There’s a lot of gold in what Lucas says here in this clip:

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

Absolute mayhem in the Lubbock Regional! 😱

Watch the full finish of Texas Tech's unreal comeback vs. Ole Miss

#RoadToWCWS

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

😂🍪 This dude just walked out of a job interview and immediately recorded this in his car.

He knew the “biggest weakness” question was coming… brain completely short-circuited… and instead of the safe “I care too much” answer, he hit them with:

“Oreos. I’ll eat ‘em until the milk’s gone. Could be two, could be twelve.”

The way he says it with that deadpan delivery and then just accepts his fate is SENDING me.

Man, I genuinely feel bad for the guy… but I’m also dying laughing. We’ve ALL had that one moment in an interview where your brain just yeets itself out the window. Kid’s still out here job hunting. Somebody hire this absolute legend before he stress-eats the entire Oreo aisle.

Who else has completely bombed a “what’s your weakness” question?

[Forney Dog 🌵 Ŧ @maddhombre]

Y’all chill. #WreckEm

[George Strait @GeorgeStrait]

Lubbock, that was something special! Back at it again tonight for a SOLD OUT show with @mirandalambert and @HudsonWMusic to kick things off. Who’s ready?

🎥 @AliveCoverage

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@AdamKoffler Check
Check, and
Check (23%)

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@WallStreetApes Closing this loophole seems way better than an asset tax on unrealized gains

[The Free Press @TheFP]

Venezuelan-born economist @DanielDiMartino explains why Zohran Mamdani’s proposed $30 million grocery store makes no sense.

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@ShutupLyle Pineapple guy here. Where’s my card?

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Yes please

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@CollinRugg Your Honor, my client was unarmed at the time of the shooting

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

@GladYuengling Or maybe a bison

[Eric Burrell @eric_burrell]

YES!!!

[UAP James @UAPJames]

Steven Spielberg says Disclosure Day is the result of his rekindled UFO interest due to the 2017 New York Times article and 2023 UAP hearing.

“I don’t know any more than any of you do — but I have a very strong, sneaking suspicion that we are not alone here on Earth right now.”