Eric

oh ya know.

[Eric @eric_carrito]

@SenorSox Cold or thrown in the air fryer??

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Dude was probably mad as hell while being processed. “First thing I tell her not to do while holding my gun, is do not shoot it! That’s the first thing she does!!”

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Woman shoots at car with child in the backseat during road rage incident in Texas

[Eric @eric_carrito]

@nypost That’s Iron Fist! Dude is still mad his show wasn’t all that. Lmao

[Eric @eric_carrito]

@panda0212 Wtf?!!

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Lmao!!! Wildin!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Did that motherfucker pay extra?” is a crazyyyy thing to say about a baby.

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Don’t buy a condo. It’s stupid.

[Eric @eric_carrito]

It just means a lot. Showing up for people as you get older means so much.

[Eric @eric_carrito]

A pre order of my shirt that took off is beyond me. The money doesn’t go to me, it’s going straight back into the podcast so I can get more merch going or new equipment to carry my mics and recording stuff in. But it’s still not even about that.. you just don’t understand 🥹

[Eric @eric_carrito]

I made the shirt to continue keeping my hobby alive. I’ve never had a genuine hobby I enjoy, so when people bought it that meant keep going dude! We either like you or what you’re doing enough to help keep your podcast going. And some people I didn’t even think would buy, bought

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Idk why I was ever in that westlawn fb page. That shit is just like that hood now, ratchet af! Got boujie and moved to Garfield ridge and their page is way better lmao. People actually interact and are helpful. Some wise guys behind keyboards but fuck em.

[Eric @eric_carrito]

My mom started going to therapy. She talks about her emotions and thoughts and all that to a professional. I have lived enough to see a deeply rooted generational curse begin to be dug up out of my family lineage. All I did was bring up therapy. But she’s doing the work!! 🥹

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Love and hate are very powerful words.
To think that someone loves you is foolish. Someone has to tell you they love you. Then it becomes a knowing. Til then, don’t assume people love you just because they engage in friendly conversations with you. People hate more than anything

[Eric @eric_carrito]

@NotSxner @DailyLoud Lmao Bernie Mac once said “you old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fuuuuuucked up!”

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Lmao cmon now… these are the same tow trucks you see doing stupid shit too. They cause more accidents than they actually help in. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[CHICAGO CRITTER @ChicagoCritter]

Chicago the place where grown ass men pull up to a high school to fight teenagers, embarrassing. #chicagoscanner #chicago

[Eric @eric_carrito]

Who tf decides to start working on shit at 3am?? Inconsiderate ass people! The only night I get to sleep at night and this woman child is up there doing fuck knows what. Hurry up closing day!!

[Eric @eric_carrito]

During my 2 months on Night Shift, I’ve been able to learn way more about Econ and finance than I have thinking a school would teach me. And what I’ve learned is that this country is so boned! I mean just the way some people have never sat and looked at their money on paper. 😬

[Eric @eric_carrito]

@AlexBehunin He gave his life to Christ after this one!! He’s now this dude.

[Razas de perros @iRazasdePerros]

Ora! HDTPM 🥺