Eric DeSimone

Cloud Native K8s Data Services for the Enterprise.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@FoxNews Lies, damn lies and statistics. A more accurate number would be what percent we are at now of the number of crossings before the Strait was shut down.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@FedExHelp Thank you. What additional information do you need? The package was sent 11:50am Feb 22 fro Newtown, PA, and as of today, the package sits in Linwood, PA. Tracking number is 783969533086. Thank you for your reply.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@FedExHelp @FedEx I am waiting for prescription pills that were fedexed Feb 22. As of Feb 27 they haven't moved - that is, the package is still in Linwood, PA. Tracking Number: 783969533086. Please help. These pills must be delivered to my Florida address soon.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Is it me or does this #GeorgeFloyd uprising feel a lot like our version of the #ArabSpring? A powder keg moment for our idle younger generation during the depths of their true despair. #BlackLivesMatter

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Stunning how a Google search on "Tara Reade Larry King" does not return anything for @CNN, @MSNBC, @NBC, @ABC, or @CBS. I guess #MeToo only applies to Republicans. Kudos to @politico for being the most objective news source in these partisan times. #biasbyomission, #MAGA

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@BleedingGreen, this Eagles draft is all about speed.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@BleedingGreen Couldn't they have traded down and got him in round 2?

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@BleedingGreen Assume 10min clock starts when pick is announced. Why did Jets clock start at 6:40? Answer: ESPN is showing Goodell on tape delay so all their talking heads can drone on and on and on.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@BleedingGreen Peters, Dawk, Reggie. The rest haven't earned it, yet.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Lot of money changed hands on that last play fumble, scoop, and touchdown @Eagles @NBCSPhilly

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Stopped by for the #PopeyesChickenSandwich on my way to the hotel in Omaha. Really good. Had both, the regular and spicy, of course. Chikfila has some serious competition.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@PJHughes45 I am a steak snob and finally made my pilgrimage last summer. I left wondering - what's all the fuss about. The steak was mediocre and the "experience" forgettable. I actually felt sad when I left because I knew I had no desire to return. Not satisfying but it did check a box.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@BGR, the story here is sugar addiction. And the "food" was #fruitloops, a cereal that is 41% #sugar. #2018NCPHAFEC https://t.co/HghqeWwj0B

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Wonder if the @Nationals are going to screw up the #SPORTSEQUINOX

[VMware Tanzu @VMwareTanzu]

Want a reminder for the kickoff of SpringOne Platform? ❤️ this Tweet and we’ll remind you when the keynote begins.

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

@davidcicilline @realDonaldTrump Pathetic this witch hunt and committee grandstanding continues. Loved to see this exposed as the farce that it is.

[AWS Partner Network @AWS_Partners]

Dive deep on the ways @pivotal & AWS have worked together to make Pivotal Greenplum deployment & operations easy for enterprise customers: https://t.co/Ii7cuqD66R

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

A nice guy but clearly overmatched. Why is he still a @phillies

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

Honored to share that @Pivotal has been named one of @FastCompany’s 50 Best Workplaces for Innovators 2019! https://t.co/TCKKF24rI7

[Eric DeSimone @eric_desimone]

#sixers will win tonight because Jimmy Butler won't let them lose.