Eric Hise

sucker for football, anything in Austin, suspended chords, videos of people seeing/hearing for the first time, finance, Wikipedia edits, and Oxford commas

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RIP to @PaulPabst’s adventures with NFL players during Super Bowl week live look-ins on @dpshow

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@statesman @ThomasJonesAAS Cam Williams really returned for a play after that injury?

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@VBSpodcast @JasonKirk_fyi actual persecution for being actual Christians alert 🚨🚨🚨: https://t.co/EshzYOI4VA

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@jimamendments

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
https://t.co/lcfx2uvnoA

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@kyleumlang Submitting for future consideration:

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@dpshow @brooklynfritzy @HiMyNameIsSeton @PrinceMarv13 @PaulPabst Imminent. The caller said an alien invasion was imminent.

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@_dannydavis

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@dpshow @PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton @PrinceMarv13 @brooklynfritzy

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@_dannydavis Literally chose a mascot of cheaters

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@_dannydavis This was literally the first thing I thought of this morning

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@celebrityhottub @edsbs

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@davideckert98 Starting to think Texas didn’t even game plan for today. Literally spent the week just drawing up plays for OU

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@dpshow @PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton @brooklynfritzy @PrinceMarv13 this but DP dressed as Little Bo Peep on Halloween

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this ridiculous cut to fallon

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@AndrewBrandt @SInow How can teams “buy” cap space with insurance premiums?

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@AndrewBrandt Brandtslation?

[Kalyn Kahler @kalynkahler]

Did you know NFL teams can create cap space "out of thin air?"
By buying an insurance premium on a player contract, clubs can essentially "buy cap space."
All about a loophole - that sources said the league office is scrutinizing:
https://t.co/TDoJA6IZcc

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@PabloTorre

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@emilyofeasttx Real ones know

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@SickosCommittee

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@_101_101__ @woodwardsports 👀👀👀

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