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[Green Flag 𓆩🖤𓆪 @agaya_noddy]

Funny but Harsh Truth. 🤣😭

[Kentah Gwanjez @GWANJEZ]

They didn't civilize, they interrupted civilization!

[Black @LilithBlack25]

First they criticize, then copy and finally capitalize on it

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."

[Ikemileyi @ladycarpenter01]

The energy after money was unmatched 🤣

Business transaction done successfully 🤣🤣

[Panda 🐼 @eric_of_earth]

@AshabaFaridah Would you put your flowers in a broken vase?
The system is so fundamentally broken it rarely lets individuals shine through but all the best to him
Ps. We had the same hype for Ggoobi

[Owek. Byamazima Joshua @joshuabyamazima]

Nairobi, our neighbours have Uhuru Park Est 1969 right in the CBD on about 32 acres yet not a single encroachment.

Meanwhile in Kampala we look at a 2-acre vacant space in the CBD and somehow think it is a good place to plant a tasteless, low-grade Chinese temple.

[Parliament Watch @pwatchug]

🇺🇬 “I said now, if government is saying they're buying shares into this company, can they first bring a government valuers report? Government told us we have not valued this company yet, but we shall value after you have given us the money.

“I said now, how do you know the stake you're buying? The presiding officer said let's pass the money, but government don't release the money to this company until you have valued. I said Madam Speaker, once Parliament has passed that money, you have no control. They will not value and you have nothing to do about it.

“They are back for more money. There is no government valuation report.”

— Hon. Joel Ssenyonyi, Leader of the Opposition, recounting his objection when Parliament considered Shs723bn for Dei BioPharma.

Photo by Parliament

[Ugin @uginm102]

Just been reliably informed that things are worse than reported. How the hell don't we see that and fear?

When money for NGOs was closed, some political charlatans said that they can take their money we don't need it.
Why?
Because some silly opposition guys got money to make noise?

While government was busy hiring suicide bombers.

We can deal with one two issues at once, but it seems like everything is failing.

FDI is slowing down, NGOs closing, corruption still there, foreign wars affecting everyone, rains not coming so coffee gone, will gold save us? URA harassing businesses.

Somebody help us.

[Parliament Watch @pwatchug]

🇺🇬 “You're saying there is no proof of government shareholding, but you're saying government should inject a lot more money. This is extremely confusing.

“When you go to Inspire Africa Coffee, the first recommendation, government should table before Parliament the contractual and financing framework that is governing its relationship with Inspire Africa because it is not there. On the next page, they are recommending government should front load adequate capital of 250 million US dollars to Inspire Africa Coffee. That's over 1 trillion shillings. Why is the committee confusing us?”

— Hon. Joel Ssenyonyi, Leader of the Opposition, challenging the Presidential Affairs Committee report’s recommendations for further funding of Dei BioPharma and Inspire Africa Coffee.

[⚓Sihle⚓ @SelepePhilani]

Aye Man we fucked with the wrong Nation here😭😭😭

[Park G.M™️ @temitoayoo]

A five bedroom bungalow design.

[Idara @Idarabasimi]

We learn everyday

[SAPPHIRE💎💎 /CybersecurityGirl @sapphire_nifemi]

Every action has consequences,

Short and concise 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MICHAEL SCOFIELD @manjaymoh254]

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

[Andrew Mwanguhya @TheLoveDre]

Power has been so blatantly abused, and laws so brutally broken, that this country has long since lost its soul.

Otherwise, @UgandaEC would openly declare the 2031 campaigns officially open, and the UPDF would announce that every serving soldier is free to do politics.

[Shitpost Central @hyotonturin]

@notaboutlove__ Women just can’t keep up.

[Oluwafunmi | LAYAJ HAIR @qween_et]

We need to start showing these babies the inspirational videos and get their consent if they are cool with it or not 🤣

[Beewol @beewol]

No lies detected as usual!!!!! 😂😂😂