Eric Oneacre

Actor, director, writer, producer, founder of Thistle Rose Pictures & stand-up comedian all crammed into a body.....that happens to have a beard and a pompadour

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Ah yes, nothing like not being on Twitter for 4 months. Just wanted to say hey and that New York Strip steaks are delicious! That is all.

[Eric Oneacre @eric_oneacre]

Walking around, a kid in a creepy Halloween mask(it's August!) & riding a scooter approached and asked if I believe in Jesus. Confused? Yes

[Eric Oneacre @eric_oneacre]

Finished Round 2 of p90x3! Starting weight 257, end of 2nd Round weight 223. I'm pleased with the progress:)

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Cy-Fair Group Acting scene just performed, very proud of them!!!

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Congrats to the graduating class 2017!

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On my way to the Berry Center to watch my kids graduate! Very proud and excited for them all!!! BFND!

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Very, very, very proud of this group:) Thank you for letting me be your Sponsor, it was a blast!

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Minutes away from Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2!!!!!

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Summer is going to be fun,1st)going to Nationals with my theatre kids,2nd)write my musical,The Marlovian Theory,3rd)stand up comedy!

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Friends and I just drove thru a small town that smelt like Death making love to a dumpster! Gasping for air my friend sprayed lavender,nooo!

[Eric Oneacre @eric_oneacre]

I just finished p90x3! Down 20lbs, Starting weight 257, ending weight 237, here are progress pictures:
Day1 v Day90

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Minutes away from Blink 182 at #RODEOHOUSTON

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Minutes away from checking off an item on my Bucket List: See Willie Nelson live, very excited!!!

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If someone told me,"Eric one day you will see snow in Arkansas in March." Liar...*looks out window*......touché hypothetical person,touché.

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Just saw Joe Rogan and Pauly Shore at The Comedy Store! Amazing!!!

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Waiting on the plane to depart to LA when suddenly *dramatic music* A CRYING BABY *dramatic music again*. No flight is complete without one.

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SHSU just won the NCAA Division 1 Football Championship - Second Round, eat 'em up Kats!!!

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Sam Houston just won the Southland Conference Championship game!!! Eat 'em up Kats!

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Sam Houston State University is playing in the Southland Conference Championship against Cent Arkansas & winning, lets go Kats, eat 'em up!!

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After performing our children's show we had a Q&A, a kid asked "Is the guy with the awesome beard a HS student?" He was referring to me lol