Eric from Elmwood Park

Lover of all things Chicago (minus the White Sox)
Work for the CTA since 2016

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays are acquiring right-hander Jose Soriano in a trade with the Los Angeles Angels, sources tell ESPN.

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@Christinareed77 @grok How about you just take a nakes photo instead of asking AI....

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@Celebrityhaze Good.

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@Christinareed77 Hey Squeaky Tits! You are beyond sexy!

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@abbyxsmart Learn how to breathe under water

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@atnightpia I miss my old job where I got paid weekly....the best!

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@cynthiajadee Yes

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MrCuzy11 you were right

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

3/11/20.

6 Years Sober.

God Doesn’t Make Mistakes. 🦅💎

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MrCuzy11 @SteveLovesAmmo You know you watch and bet on it

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@abbyxsmart Those are absolutely perfect

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Not. Done. Yet.

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@thekapman it's not a MUST win game....its a game your supposed to win.

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@AdamSchefter @UpAndAdamsShow Get off of her, Jesus Christ lol

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@AdamSchefter @gerrydulac @MrCuzy11 did you say that "there's no shot" that he signs with Pittsburgh??

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MindSeedTV I'm sure I'm not the only one that's hoping Hunting Purgatory returns. Any idea if you'll be starting back up anytime soon?

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MrCuzy11

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Commanders informed two-time Pro-Bowl defensive tackle Jonathan Allen today that he is being released, per sources. The team is allowing Allen to hit free agency early, and he now is expected to be one of the top DTs on the market.

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@AdamSchefter @toddarcher Does that mean that they'll sign more the fucking Zeke this year?

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MrCuzy11 Ummm duuuhhhhhh......because the Bears had a top 3 passing offense

[Eric from Elmwood Park @eric_parfitt]

@MrCuzy11 woof

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jaguars hired former Bears OC Shane Waldron as their pass game coordinator.