Eric 🤘🏽

“The misadventures of Eric” Sc: ericrmz53

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

My boy down but not out

[solé @layxsnv]

Me: “I’m not drinking tonight”

Me later that night:

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

uh yeah I guess you could call me an Ella Fella

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Ok bitch since you always right come do this parlay

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

he’s making the album for us respectfully u can wait a couple more months

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

The coors in my fridge when I’m looking for a snack:

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

[Chris @citehchris]

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to March

[Eric 🤘🏽 @eric_rmz53]

@tanpukunokami Gang

[Half A Pond @Half_A_Pond]

Me looking at replies from Canadian accounts on my japanese crossover post

[Eric 🤘🏽 @eric_rmz53]

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI 🤝🏽

[Jackson @zeroxjackson]

私のタイムラインにいる日本人全員へ

[Eric 🤘🏽 @eric_rmz53]

@BigDanSmallPlan Personal opinion optic is trash had it on mine and switched over to a holoson

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Grown ass man hitting a vape. bitch u look like thomas the train gay ass nigga

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[𝔻𝔼ℙ𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝔾𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀𝕃𝔼 🇺🇸 @Deplorable94]

It’s called faggoț