Eric

it makes sense if you don't think about it

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

Time you enjoy wasting is not time wasted

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

got to the airport so early today (for ride share reasons) im not even getting a push notification for my tickets

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

i think my favorite part of march madness is making six brackets for three different pools and then not checking them until the final four

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wisdom has been chasing me, but I have always been faster 💨

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

(obligatory) bring back left shark

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

People keep saying that soccer is too low-scoring but the Super Bowl is currently 0 to 0.5.

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

tonight i have
-watched harry potter 5
-set out a bowl of beer i didnt like for the cat
-made blueberry maple scones
-watched harry potter 6

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

Jesus Shark do do do do do do

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

some guy selling a used workbench of facebook: “it comes assembled which is worth something. $100”

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

my dad: “look its jason kelce, brother to the boyfriend of, um, whats-her-name”

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

i would like to know why a company called “imperfects” is selling $220 pants

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

last nights #Ahsoka episode was pure brilliance. 12/10. no notes. go watch it.

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

my mother sent me a link to a very cool camping trailer but the problem is that my car cannot tow it and it costs $30,000

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

theres over a period of hockey left but congrats to the @GoldenKnights on winning the Stanley Cup

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

i really love @publiclandsshop but every time i go in an employee tries to explain a product to me and i have to politely stand there like

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

hockey guy

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Nick Cousins says he has 108 text messages on his phone since scoring the OT winner.

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

i think we should apply race horse names to more casual pets.

“wow look at that golden retriever!”

“aw thanks, his name is cyclone mischief”

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

thing that make me happy in sports

1. my team winning

2. boston losing

#StanleyCupPlayoffs

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

just watched Baby J and wow it is a masterpiece. as many stars as youd like. #JohnMulaneyBabyJ

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

neither me nor my dad can stream a hockey game through one (1) commercial break without a major issue that does not get fixed but completely closing the streaming app. no, I am not worried about AI.

[Eric @eric_rogers9]

this is absolutely nuts.

[NHL @NHL]

HISTORY. MADE. 🐻

With their win today, the @NHLBruins have set an NHL record for most wins in a single season with 63!