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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Show me this clip on my deathbed and I’ll get up and walk out of that hospital..

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Fergenstein @BiigRED_95]

How do you read things like this and not want them GONE

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[Brad Stulberg @BStulberg]

Men die by suicide at 4x the rate of women and one of the biggest drivers of that is that men are less likely to ask for help. Dana White is proof that you can be very rich and still an idiot.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Fill it up all the way so you have enough gas to drive to Washington where you can personally lick their boots in person.

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

In Uno that means you are losing.

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

Oh shit, sounds like whoever was president 7 years ago really fucked things up!

[Arsenal of Dememecracy 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🗽 @gaymergir]

Hi there Judy just checking in on your cheap gas and mean tweet situation

[BigBodyBerg @BigBodyBerg]

@23sabres Zac Benson in a playoff environment:

[Ryan Miller @RyanMiller3039]

Let’s go @BuffaloSabres !! Round 2

[Duane Steinel @DuaneS39]

This picture is a perfect representation of how rent free Zach Benson lived in the Bruins heads this entire series

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

The blade gang is now playing street hockey with a crunched up @LabattUSA cans as pucks. Mid video, a fan with a Stanley Cup wearing the traditional white gloves shows up. What a city.

[steven  @snydxr]

People just missed the Sabres in the yoffs

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again