erica

[erica @erica_inder]

He said “🥺”

[. @TheBloodyWyrm]

Daemon: "Caraxes"
Caraxes:

[Lady Nimby, pregnant bigot @LadyNimby]

One thing that strikes you when you become a parent is that, like, everyone you’ve ever met with really little kids was having kind of a hard time

[loomis @knxvilleballpit]

"it's very difficult to get him... but we got him." one of the best jackass pranks imo

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

We grew up watching hand drawn Disney and now it's just gone. We don't talk about this enough.

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

The newborn that everyone was so excited to meet quickly becomes a child that no one cares to actually spend time with or get to know as a person.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

newborn to toddler phase will have you reconsidering life on the tough days, esp w/o resources like a supportive spouse, nanny, family, daycare, etc to relieve you.
age 5-9 is cutesy but you’re still on call 24/7 so that’s exhausting too.

10+ is when kids ragebait you. prepare

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

adult springtime is so specific. you wake up one random morning with a completely unexplained urge to clean everything, throw out every sad sock you own, and put on the playlist that defined your teenage years. four hours later you are standing in a clean house feeling like a new person and you cannot explain what came over you.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

women’s hormones drop 1000x in just 72 h after birth and It’s a literal hormonal shock. It’s the sharpest hormonal crash a body can survive. Estrogen crashes from peak pregnancy levels to near zero. Progesterone plummets over 1000%. The endocrine system rewrites itself to stop pregnancy and start lactation. All while her organs shift back, her uterus contracts, and she bleeds for weeks. All that while taking care of a newborn 24/7. God forbid she doesn’t feel like herself or is moody.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

[♡ @dreamyyarchive]

disney in spring 💐

[Matthew Coast @MatthewCoast]

JUST WONDERING HOW MOMS are supposed to work 9-5, drop the kids off at school at 8 AM, pick them up by 3 PM, stay on top of school activities, meal prep, cook dinner, keep the house clean, do the laundry, run the kids to extracurricular activities, climb the corporate ladder, save sick days for when the kids are sick, be a good friend, daughter, and partner, all while trying to take care of their own body and mental health…

[Bruce Croxon @bruce_croxon]

Best quote I heard from the Olympic hockey final " I'd rather be a Canadian with a silver then an American with a gold "

[Covie @covie_93]

The US men's hockey team won gold but ended up being the biggest losers at the Olympics.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

nothing on earth is more in immediate danger than the stuffed animal they handed nathan mackinnon

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

me to punch the monkey <333

[🇲🇽 Spencer 🇲🇽 @larss0ny]

the tkachuk brothers are like if cybertrucks were human

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

Today was a great day for little Punch

Punch found some new friends and got along with them at the zoo. He looked very happy

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

is there a gofundme to get that baby monkey an iron man suit