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[EB @ericablairrr]

@Starbucks hey where’s all the spinach feta wraps???? Not available in any store for a solid 20mile radius. I’m hungry

[EB @ericablairrr]

@united overbooks a flight & says “sorry we gave your seat away” and then says “best we can do is get you on a flight in 20 hrs” or “hope someone else misses a connecting flight” NO REFUND& tells me to find a flight on my own sooner. IS THIS A JOKE? #DOT help

[EB @ericablairrr]

Opened & finished a family size bag of @SourPatchKids Not sure if I should feel accomplished or ashamed but, either way I’ll be needing another bag.

[EB @ericablairrr]

For Father’s Day I’m paying my loans on time so Sallie Mae doesn’t call and harass my dad 12 times a day

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra

[EB @ericablairrr]

I swear God solely put me on this earth to have something to laugh at everyday

[EB @ericablairrr]

Gloria is a fucking banger

[EB @ericablairrr]

Perks of WFH is that I can stand up and scream “what the fuck” instead of silently whispering it to myself in the office!!

[brianna ♥︎ @brithatbih]

some of us isolate to recharge. not everyone will get that.

[EB @ericablairrr]

@snow

[EB @ericablairrr]

It’s 2021. Friday. Making pancakes, listening to Mask off by Future. The 10pm curfew is being lifted tonight. Life is good.

[EB @ericablairrr]

When my parents ask about a friend I don’t talk to anymore and instead of saying “Fuck them” I say, “they’re doing good!” And THATS GROWTH‼️

[EB @ericablairrr]

@DomForcella We met on club penguin

[EB @ericablairrr]

@DomForcella hehe

[EB @ericablairrr]

If you ever hear me say “I read somewhere that..” it means I saw that shit on twitter and ITS TRUE

[EB @ericablairrr]

Wanna know what that mouth can do??!?? Come to all you can eat sushi I’ll show you hunnnny

[EB @ericablairrr]

Me in the summer vs me in the winter