erica richie

[jules @barbitwt]

they’re having a botox off

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

Just saw someone posting their wedding on IG.

The 1st slide was them and the second slide was a photo of CAPITAL ONE CAFE. I can’t make this shit up WHEW is nothing sacred anymore oh my god send the asteroid

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

yt ppl really do be cutting donuts in half at work

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I should

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

[‎ 〰️ @cachedeposits]

guy who cannot go on a trip without pitching relocation

[Softboy @softboywin]

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

It's a shame that they don't find God before they rape

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

“Won’t someone think of the people buying a $5.9 million second home in Midtown!”

[misa! @misak1nz]

re discovering drinking lots of water, going on walks and eating healthy makes me feel happier

[tara @proletarat]

Michelin star restaurants love to be like the dish is Foam

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

When you die there’s probably ads on the way toward the light

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[katie @katefeetie]

when a guy on the R train is screaming about killing all white bitches and I’m a white bitch but the next R isn’t for 11 minutes and I get a $10 charge if I’m late for my workout class

[RANDY @randytheband100]

What the hell “peptide” mean. Don’t tell me

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.