airwrecka

Twitter has a bio section. Who knew? I like the Beatles, baseball, beer and bacon.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The most important thing I’ve learned from the World Cup is you can kick the ball into someone’s testicles and then score while they’re writhing on the ground but DO NOT cross that line that nobody knows where it is.

[nicole 🐛🐞 @thegilmoregirl_]

I think actually that Taylor Swift having a tacky cringe princess wedding with a giant guest list bc she knows too many people and doesn't know who not to invite is actually possibly the most down to earth thing she's done this decade so ACTUALLY I love it leave her alone

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Wait let him cook.

[Kat ☁️ @showgirlkat]

i had three years to make it into the chiefs circle so i could get an invite to the royal wedding i have no one to blame but myself

[JB @jbridge4th]

Your grandma who only watches the local news knows who Taylor Swift is. Your librarian who reads books all day and doesn’t own a TV knows her.

That’s A+++++ list famous.

Y’all are comparing her to people anyone over the age of 35 would have to Google.

They are NOT the same.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

In the past hour, the Trump admin has deleted their web page that recommended setting thermostats between 75-78 during heat waves, and 85 if you are not home, after the GOP learned that Mayor Mamdani was urging New Yorkers to follow White House guidance.

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

You’ll do things greater AND marry the boy on the football team

[Covie @covie_93]

This is the man who sits on Truth Social at 2 a.m. attacking other people's appearance.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"And they will play a game, divided into two halves."

"And how much time is in each half?"

"Nobody knows."

[Adi @vaquera_bayarea]

The US would also never cheer for England wtf is this

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Fox News has rotted some people’s brains beyond repair.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I just saw someone refer to Donald Trump as “Pervert Hoover” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

personally i am very excited to watch an 80 year old man go out in 107 degree weather tomorrow to give an extremely long speech, on a stage that is falling apart

[arianna @aloveaspureasit]

honestly love that she’s outshining america 250 that’s my miss americana

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

He looks like the front half of a singing centaur.

[DJ Judd @DJJudd]

Donna Kelce showing up incognito to MSG

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hang him

[꩜lives (themme fatale) @olives_777]

I do not understand why the state hasn’t shut all the firework stands down when we have 16 wildfires across the state rn and three fire fighters just died

[Doe @sourerdoe]

Taylor is employing like half of New York City right now and people are still mad at her. She’s the only billionaire who’s creating job and distributing wealth and they’re still mad. It should tell you all you need to know about the performative outrage of social media.