Kit Shicker

Living in America. I feel good.

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

Boy does this feel right today

[Kit Shicker @tholwick]

Baseball Carson Wentz in development. Heard it here first. Phillies just accelerating it.

[Scott Lauber @ScottLauber]

Paul Skenes has allowed 44 runs this season. Eleven have come against the Phillies, including six so far tonight, more than he gave up in any of his previous 72 major-league starts.

[Nyck (Unsearchable) @moltenfunk]

finally. his hard work pays off. 🫡

[Covie @covie_93]

I just know it was marco rubio who told jd vance to do all these interviews.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

JD Vance, who has been Catholic for seven years, hopes he taught the pope a few things about the Church’s teaching on migrants.

[Kit Shicker @tholwick]

Miz is the only person who should be in the conversation outside home pitchers Sanchez and Wheeler. If Ohtani starts, my hatred of the Dodgers will calcify to a lifelong passion.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Roberts: No decision has been made regarding Shohei Ohtani pitching in All-Star Game, via @BillShaikin.

If he does, he'll be the starting pitcher because it's impractical for him to warm up during game while DH'ing.

[i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla]

be severely depressed in the office like the rest of us

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

The great American state fair crowd was so small the Trump administration canceled the assassination attempt

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Just shocking this was a 5-4 ruling. This Court is so so badly broken.

[Kit Shicker @tholwick]

@DarrigoMelanie @EricaCaitlan Ah cool my new employer

[Jack Fritz @JackFritzWIP]

Will be sick to my stomach if Ohtani starts the All-Star game in Philly over either Sanchez or Wheeler.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Birthright Citizenship is poised to become the next Roe v. Wade: A rallying cry for the GOP bent on revoking human rights. People claiming victory today should know that the Supreme Court gave Trump a roadmap to destroy it.

My latest in @thenation

https://t.co/pUfm7gBHyS

[Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle]

Things my clients have done in police interviews:

- Ignored the cops to take a nap.

- Physically slammed their own head into a desk in an attempt to make it look like the police assaulted them.

- Told the cops that he was going to walk because the cop was a rookie and he was going to hire a good lawyer and just openly mocked them non-stop.

- Shrieked incoherently for 60+ minutes.

...and literally all of these things were better choices than answering any of the officers' questions.

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

it’s extremely important to remember that the DOGE cuts reduced weather balloons in Grand Junction, which is currently completely surrounded by fires, and did not reduce federal spending at all

[old tom @culture_coffin]

never am i ever patriotic to any extent unless the fucking english have some shit to say

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Kit Shicker @tholwick]

I also spend $1000 on Eagles gear periodically. We're so alike.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Jalen Hurts breaks down how he spent his first $1,000,000 during his NFL rookie year

• Philadelphia Eagles Gear — $1,000
• Fashion and Jewelry — $30,000
• Charity — $60,000
• Living Expenses — $30,000
• Business Fees — $20,000
• Self Care — $10,000
• Mom's House Repairs — $15,000
• Brother's Wedding Gift — $1,000
• Paying Off Used Car — $10,000
• Future Vacations — $15,000
• Sister's Tuition — $70,000
• Savings — $738,000

[Kit Shicker @tholwick]

Is this like a game to make a headline from every word in a Daily News word cloud?

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

Report: Female cop shoots Jewish rabbi outside Pornhub office in Canada while hiding from Marxist gunman who killed immigrant officer named Mohamed
https://t.co/0XOk1IBVbG

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

new Terrence Malick looks amazing

[Chase Williams @ChaseWilliams_]

NEW: Following a rough night for several establishment-backed Democrats in New York, I asked Hakeem Jeffries if he's concerned about a future primary challenge from a Mamdani-backed candidate.

His response:

"When you ask me a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer."