Erica Fuhrman

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Spark up a sparkler
Not a kush doobie

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

a-one! a-two! a-skiddely diddely do!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I just tell them you all died in a MARCHING ACCIDENT

[Fact @Fact]

Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

that's hip.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Whooooa there "hands on'' fellas! The only time you should "rub one out'' is when fixing a grammatical error on a dry-erase board.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

cashier: thanks for coming in
satan: you too

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

If you have emojis in your username, we'll pray for you.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

When Life gives you lemons... It's probably Satan.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

*cheerful music*

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

a-one! a-two! a-skiddley diddley DOO!

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

April fools........JERK.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

hey, your shoe's untied!
APRIL FOOLS!!!! you're not wearing SHOES!!

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

APRIL FOOLS..............to me!

[Fact @Fact]

Your taste in music develops through experience, and is not something you're born with.

[Trey Mixon @TheTreyMixon]

If a turtle hisses at you then don't continue to use it as a frisbee

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The more a child practices an instrument, the better they are at paying attention, managing anxiety, and controlling their emotions.

[Trey Mixon @TheTreyMixon]

If I am showering plz do not pour hair mousse on my legs