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#1 silly bitch from small town ontario™️

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i love how i auditioned for the recent canadian tire commercial and they went with CGI bears instead

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My boyfriend just called my bra my “boobie top”

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Kid: Mom, stop lying to me. I know I’m different…

Mom: Alright, fine. I guess you were going to find out one day. *Deep breath* when you were a baby… you went viral.

(Kid punches wall)

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can’t believe we are at a time where the past footage of a true crime documentary features girls using the puppy filter

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They put too much shit on.

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Every time I’m watching a movie that’s not Top Gun Maverick I’m thinking of how much better the movie would be if it was Top Gun Maverick

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@ShannonLahaie Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY relatable, and you’re not alone! It sucks hard to feel like the person in question can interrupt your night in an environment that you 100% belong in. HERE2CHAT, whenever ❤️

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@pc_optimum Thank you for validating this tweet.

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It actually ruins my entire day when I forget to collect my optimum points

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Me: I don’t want to trauma dump on you, I know that’s too much for a friend to take on-

Therapist: We’ve been over this.

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17 year old me would love apartment hunting in Toronto since I actively chose to live in the basement

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who’s designing beanie babies these days and are they drunk

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I ate the last 2 eggo’s in front of a toddler and enjoyed every last bite. Offered her a tiny piece, got her hooked, then ate the rest while looking straight into her eyes. She’s not my kid and this isn’t my house but the example needed to be made

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If you don’t show the girlies your reduction scars are you even a girlie?

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My gym takes pictures of the class after each workout and posts it on instagram and they haven’t posted a single one of me. Probs cuz im dry heaving in a corner but still wtf

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Turns out you can still get hungover even after bragging to everyone you’re “hardly drinking right now”

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WE ARE IN PEAK “Had the best time celebrating <insert married couple> this weekend!!!!” / “Married my best friend today” / “Forever a bridesmaid amirite?!” SEASON just as a warning stay safe out there

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Some of you need a license to walk

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There’s something especially lame about being in a mall as it’s closing

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@bennnnst TANGLED BEN PASCAL IS FROM DISNEY’S TANGLED!

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having a bad luck streak! (been a woman with a uterus for 27 years)