Erica Hayes

Urban fantasy/paranormal/sci-fi author, reader, watcher. Author of the Shadowfae Chronicles, the Seven Signs, Dragonfly and the Sapphire City superhero series.

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

So it seems everyone in the world wants to see the WICKED film so apparently you don’t ‘all hate musicals’ after all and you know where I am going with this

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

also I have seen TERRIFIER 3 and it is dead set bonkers

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

I mean ok this film isn’t perfect - there were a few points where it didn’t quite work - but I’m baffled that it can have missed so completely for so many people yet it walked up and punched me right in the face. I’m still stunned #JokerFolieADeux

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well I haven’t tweeted for about 100 yrs but I would like to report that I’m still here and evidently I’m still a fucking idiot because I just saw Joker 2 and I LOVED IT

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Seriously I was mesmerised. I walked out at the end wondering what the hell just happened in the best possible way. This movie is immense and I will die on that hill #jokerfolieadeux

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Yes please

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Good god now I really feel old

[Velon CC @VelonCC]

Pogačar made the white jersey his own 💪

With the Slovenian turning 25 today, he’ll be too old to compete in the young rider classification next year after winning the jersey 4 years in a row 🤯

📸 Cor Vos

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

So… if we’ll all be paying to use Twitter… then there’ll be no ads.

Right?

That’s the bullshit we’ve been fed. Targeted ads & rampant data harvesting = the price we pay for free social media.

Ok cool. Bring it on. Let’s see them put *that* money where their mouth is.

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Seriously that man is the world’s gift to glum people. I defy myself to watch him and not smile 😍

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Also now there is no more grand tour cycling this year 😩 I must amuse myself late at night watching random Bill Skarsgard shows and actually this is working out ok for me

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Me: this new book is only going to be 80K!
The last book, and the one before that: ok sure
Me: honest
Books: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

This photo is dead-set adorable.

#CouchPeloton

[Domestique @Domestique___]

This was it, an interesting #LaVuelta23 came to an end 🥹

The GT season is over, the cycling season is upon its end. What a ride it has been, for the cycling fans AND for us, the Domestique Crew 😇

Thank you ❤️ and eh, stick with us for the season end and the years to come! 😅

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

So a year later the Blair Witch people’s footage was found and I would like to know where and by whom

Because he drops the camera in that creepy AF house and I want to know who went in there and got it because that’s commitment

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Wow, would I love to see them actually for-real ‘sort it out on the road’ 😍

I mean, I think we all know who would win. But it’d be awesome to watch 🍿

#couchpeloton

[SBS Sport @SBSSportau]

🇩🇰 Jonas Vingegaard on Jumbo-Visma's 1-2-3 and his plans for racing @lavuelta in the future 🥳

#LaVuelta23 #couchpeloton #sbsvuelta

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

@VVoble Haha! You made me laugh, thank you :) also if this is a muscle-tone contest, I think we have a three-way dead heat

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

OK so I have just discovered this account and I am disturbing other cafe patrons because I am laughing so hard

#couchpeloton #sbsvuelta

[Helicóptero de La Vuelta @HelicopteroLV]

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[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Why do I love this team so much when the dominant Sky/Ineos used to annoy me so bad?

1. Sky/Ineos = British. Enuff said

2. Sky/Ineos were bland and dull. The Jumbo riders have personality to burn. Surely no one can deny that after this #lavuelta23

#couchpeloton #sbsvuelta

[SBS Sport @SBSSportau]

Unprecendented.

@JumboVismaRoad owned 2023! 🎉🚲

#LaVuelta23 #couchpeloton #sbsvuelta

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

So sad #lavuelta23 is nearly over!

I feel bereft. Like my favourite soap opera is ending for another year.

Short of an actual camera in *that* JumboVisma team meeting? This race has been so much better than any doco they could possibly make about it

#couchpeloton #sbsvuelta

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Personally I hope that the team renew their promises to all three riders and come up with a plan for next year’s grand tours that they can all live with. If Jumbo can keep them all, they’ll be almost unbeatable.
#couchpeloton #sbsvuelta #LaVuelta23

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

Now that the dust has settled
IMO the criticism of Jumbo riders has been unfair. Of team DS? Not so much

DS: no gifts, sort it out on the road
Primoz: OK cool
Jonas: Righto me too
Sepp: go guys
DS: wait not like that
Primoz: what now
Everyone: 🤯

#couchpeloton #LaVuelta23

[Erica Hayes @ericahayes]

If the DS had told Jonas to wait on the Angliru, none of this would have been a big deal. Primoz was never going to take red that day. DS should have taken initiative. A bit scared of their own riders? #couchpeloton #sbsvuelta