Erica Hansen

I can use twitter as a place to store all of my kid's hilarious quotes, right?

[Erica Hansen @ericajh209]

Yesterday I turned my-massage-therapist-gave-me-sourdough-starter years old

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Minnesota dad energy is what we need but we don’t deserve 🥲 #TimWalz

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No one:

My 11-year-old, wearing overalls, a green shirt, two gold necklaces, and sunglasses: “I AM Gucci Luigi”

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@LewisHowes 10 min of meditation daily

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Today I turned asked-a-coworker-if-her-physical-therapist-went-on-maternity-leave years old

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“spending time with anyone special this valentine’s day?”

me:

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Ruby, a tween: “your face looks worse today”

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Circling back mode so activated I’m answering emails from July

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When you work in agriculture people just say “lubes” and “crop dusting” in meetings without laughing even a little bit

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I’m a single mom and I got my only child a set of 400 magic tricks for Christmas. Fuck.

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When you’ve been sick for a few days and your friend asks how you’re doing

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Is there a faster or more thorough form of peer pressure than a standing ovation

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Coworker: hey data guru how can we pull this data?
Me: well I think this method is a good idea
Coworker: nah I think this method is a good idea
Me: here’s why you’re wrong
Coworker: okay great let’s do it my way

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Me as a boss: oh you can do whatever you want with that spreadsheet, no one will look at it except you

Also me: okay but not like that

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Princess and the pea except it’s mom and the tooth fairy pillow with quarters in it my daughter put under my pillow. Spoiler, i did feel it

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I’m here once again to remind you there are only 41 days until daylight starts getting longer again. We got this.

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It’s I-can’t-wait-to-see-what-Christmas-decorations-I-own szn

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If you ever think “why is Erica talking like that, it doesn’t sound like her” just know I also don’t know why these words are coming out of my mouth

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Honestly kudos to those who misspell names in email or Teams because they do not care if they’re right. They feel it out and let everyone judge them for it and I respect that.

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Me to my boss: I left my mouse at home
Him: so
Me: sooo
Him: so?
Me: