Eric Amling

writer & agent

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Ten commandment tablet cereal

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Goodbye Loretta. Goodbye Joe Bussard.

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Last night, I told a friend I have a photogenic memory

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Hot takes take time

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I miss living in a city that can accommodate hundreds of proctologists.

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Cats love an ass-warm couch cushion

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I dreamt of a purple potato chicken.
Or a chicken with a purple potato for a body. More like a purple potato with the motor skills of a chicken. Like so:

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I drew a lot of Garfield when I was a kid

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The mess I’m making over here

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Woke up sassy and sexy

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Said it sassy and sexy though

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Had to ask how to find my tweets

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I’m regretting talking about about this

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Surprised at how easily the years have gotten worse

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the sexual mechanics of an expensive smelling couple

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My Incognito Mode is now for NSFW and baby outfits

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An x-ray of a complicated handshake

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@mactaggartjewel 🕊

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Thank you @r_vallen and @GrantaMag for putting these poems in the air tonight

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‘Though legends are sometimes honored with a cult
The strange and saintly retain a biology

They have friends everywhere
They have the iffy look of people that are free’

Three poems by Eric Amling.
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Dip your toe into BUTT DIAL Vol V

For your weekend, maybe beyond 🪁

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