Rachel B Glaser

Author of Pee On Water, MOODS, Paulina & Fran, and HAIRDO. Fiction teacher at the wonderful Mountainview Grand low-residency MFA ✨

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

The Knicks have to win to honor the memory of Jeff Van Gundy’s 1995 Honda Civic that was blown into the air by a jet engine during the 2000 playoffs.

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

We’re hiring an assistant / associate editor. Applications are open until 6/18. https://t.co/TkQlxnn8lE

[Rachel B Glaser @Candle_Face]

anyone know of any secret/upcoming Prospect Heights 2 bedroom rentals or sublets?

[The Giancarlo DiTrapano Foundation @ditrapanofdn]

Send us your best work! https://t.co/nUH9dsR6ML
* Deadline to apply: June 7, 2026; 11:59 PM ET
* The residency will take place in Sezze, Italy, from September 29 to October 13, 2026.
* Open to writers, translators, musicians, artists (working in all mediums), actors, directors, dancers, etc., from around the world—anyone who is looking for uninterrupted time to create new work.

[Simeon Berry @simeonberry]

“Suppose there was an ice cube left over from the Napoleonic Wars, / & I’d bought it at auction” —Mathias Svalina, “She Uses Her Pinky Finger When She Types”

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Charles Barkley talking about Max Strus:

"That's a pretty man…He's a good looking man…I would not look him dead in the eyes.” 🤣🤣🤣

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot.

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

I seem to be the first person on the public record to have remembered being a manatee during a past-life regression.

[hil @plume__]

every time i don’t win the lottery it’s like being shot

[emscreams @iyquraqt]

Goodnight

[Rachel B Glaser @Candle_Face]

@15minsjamieb booooooo

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

LeBron standing next to these two people dressed as Luka & LeBron. 🤣🤣🤣

(via @SportsCenter)

[Rachel B Glaser @Candle_Face]

@tao_lin my fave of your books ✨

[Tom Snarsky @TomSnarsky]

Charles Simic

[The Compoundia @supersoftshirts]

https://t.co/d5cYKigaaU

[Rachel B Glaser @Candle_Face]

@iyquraqt i want to go there sometime!

[Andrew Weatherhead @weeatherhead]

Forced a timeout in men's league basketball because there was a spider on my arm

[Tao Lin @tao_lin]

I've been working on my account of my past-life regression. I remembered being a girl in a hotel waiting for fish, a South American native on a canoe, a paranoid Chinese man in Chinatown in NYC, a manatee in toxic waters, and a old man in a post-apocalyptic-esque situation.