bergtalent for america

girl dad. MARRIED. fuck it, we ball. america. semi-pro writer. can no longer be found stocking cereal. opinions are my own. he/him/whatever

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

Me to @realDonaldTrump

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@GsuGrinding If youve passed the Georgia bar, I'll allow it

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

Grown men who decided to leave the house today with a backwards hat:
Why

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@fried_egg_golf That compares pretty well to anyone not named Woods or Nicklaus.

[Michael Tomasky @mtomasky]

It all can be traced back to that week in April 2017, when The New York Times decided it had to be broad-minded in the wake of the election of the most narrow-minded man to occupy the White House since Andrew Johnson—or maybe ever. https://t.co/I1W2xQMRlZ

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@caddietales Why are 14 slot bags harder to carry? Just extra heavy from the dividers?

[Gene Park @GenePark]

signing up to read my articles gives me credit at work on the back end. it is THE BEST WAY to support me at the moment. it shows my bosses what's up. i spent last week interviewing for and writing my piece on 30 minutes of sleep, any support you can offer is so much appreciated!

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@JennyShin_LPGA When I was a kid, I'd say basketball. My favorite sport. As an adult, I'd say golf. I like thinking my way around. I like how a worse player can beat a better one with a good short game and making better decisions. I like different courses, hills or flat, trees or not. Golf 100%

[LÍA @lia_viral]

Hay finales de películas de los 90 que todavía duelen.

El Equipo A acaba de arreglarlos.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@Nate_Sinclair @mommabiia Its not cashiering at a Walmart. It's not a paper route. She helped to make a lottery ticket, it makes sense everyone would get paid if it paid off.
That said, she got paid for what she signed up for. I'm not mad at her for calling it out.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

*opens instagram*

wow. these people have their lives together

*closes instagram*

*opens X*

my people. my fellow specimen.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

[deirdre @dkeane16]

really sad about anthony head!! always really loved this story where he invited a fan of his to his farm for the day when he heard they were having a hard time after coming out as trans

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@JoshRaby I used to have a bright orange rotary dial phone. My first wife made me get rid of it. Alas.

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

There it is.

[bergtalent for america @ericandreas80]

@VanLathan This nicely illustrates the absurdity of that comment. The entirety of the power structure wants Clark to succeed! All of the corporate world! Mainstream media, tv, casual fans all want her to succeed!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

i thought my phone addiction was bad but seeing people try really hard to find a moral high ground against a no-phone concert makes me glad i'm not as far gone as them

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Your request presumes an obligation that does not exist. Absent authority compelling such action, it is declined

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

When you're a great dad and even better actor