Erica Perez

Mildly funny

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

2 years since I kicked the can(cer) lol here’s what remission looks like

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Should I start tweeting again? Is it still called tweeting? X-ing? I’m really inspired after going back and reading my old ones.

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

God, my twitter feed is like a time capsule of all the things I used to like but got over

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Snapchat blowing up, must be lunchtime

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

But if there’s one thing about me… I’m a Texan sooo go Rangers

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

We really could’ve had an Astros- Phillies World Series smh

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

I’ll dial dunk and I’ll die for @noahkahan wearing little braids at @acl

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TEXAS TAKES DOWN ALABAMA 34-24 🚨🤯

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

This man’s bio was “nice and smart. A rare combo apparently!” After talking, didn’t really feel like we’d get along and canceled a date and he asked why so I told him very straight up, no shade. Men, don’t ask for what you don’t want to hearrrrr

[Houston Football @UHCougarFB]

Introducing the Love You Houston package: $15 tickets and $15 parking

Don’t miss the chance to see these uniforms in person! #GoCoogs

🔗: https://t.co/mV0iTPE248

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

On that note, the tension in the room when there is someone my age? Rivals airport tension

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

One thing about cancer that I’ll never get used to is the looks I get from other patients/families when I go in for appointments. The pity is real when you’re the youngest in the room by 30 years

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

RIP Sinead O’ Connor🥲

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

My hair has grown to Grace Jones and Sinead O’ Connor levels, y’all. Peak short hair status.

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

🕺🏼💃🏻🫶🏻

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

I don’t think people understand how much physical touch is not my love language. Every time I get my teeth cleaned or hair done or anything where someone has to touch me, I have to treat myself with coffee or lunch, etc. None of those are even acts of love. Plz don’t touch me😅

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Almost attacked by geese when walking my dog this morning. Now understand the term “hissy fit”

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Growing up is switching from eating the stalks to eating the trees

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

And now I have to black out for using the term “work night”

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Going out with friends tonight and had to confirm the meet up time was 8:30. I then said out loud to myself “kinda late” so now I have to stay out until 4am on a work night to make up for that

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Forget their favorite color, I wanna know what they buy at Trader Joe’s

[Erica Perez @ericanperez11]

Can we talk about how @ChexMix has been severely under seasoning recently?