no but in all seriousness imagine this is your very first time in the world cup and not only do you not lose a single game in the group stage (one of which is against a top 3 team) but your first knockout game is against the current world champions and u still almost win
missing out on concerts when you were young because your family couldn’t afford it and wishing to be grown up with your own money only to find out you’re still not able to afford tickets all these years later