K(nope)

a career woman against my will screaming into my personal void - very mid, extremely employed

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already August. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[K(nope) @midbutemployed]

@godsb0y hate to give a real answer, but take a b12 - fix ya in an hour

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[sashama @super_smasha]

Wine drunk. Should I get married

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

gonna smoke and then go to bed early and high wow being 27 can be so cool

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i like wearing low cut shirts because i like staring at my own tits

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[viktorija @late70srock]

harry has severe mental issues like the concept of starting to sing a song written about your ex on her wedding day and your current fiancée is at said wedding because they’re good friends…. so many loose screws in his brain i’m obsessed

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[t @thunderstribal]

cirie: "um"

the crowd:

#Survivor50

[glenda ౨ৎ misses 5sos @polkadotrryy]

MY WHOLE TL BEING CLIPS OF HARRY ON STAGE WE ARE SO BACKKKKKK

[K(nope) @midbutemployed]

Yall know what I’m on

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Before this gets leaked to the national media I’d like to just say “Champions get up”

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Don’t know what it is but every May I start craving cigs again with the same type of intense natural instinct that tells a bird to fly back north

[wermie 🪐 @puckworm]

Connor and Hudson being joined at the hip at a large event means nothing romantic to me bc have you ever been at a big family gathering and you just hang out with that one cousin the entire time. It's about survival

[K(nope) @midbutemployed]

Maturing isn’t being upset with Harry being engaged, simply envious he got to it before my bf did

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[K(nope) @midbutemployed]

Thank you Alanis Morissette. These two pieces of media mean a lot to me.